IckleMissNawti

#1
Gentlemen, Ladies, members of the Honourable Companion of the Egg Banjo.

I present to you, IckleMissNawti

And just in case she deletes the profile.....







Thats the pics, and for text......

30/f : straight : SINGLE : Liverpool, United Kingdom

My Self-Summary
ESSENTIAL FACTS

* - Ethnicity: N/A
* - Height: 5' 8" (1.72m).
* - Looking For: Friends, Penpals
* - Smokes: No
* - Drinks: Often
* - Drugs: Never
* - Religion: N/A
* - Sign: Aquarius; its fun to think about
* - Education: Graduated from college/university
* - Income: N/A
* - Kids: Has 1 child
* - Pets: Likes dogs and likes cats
* - Languages: English

Data Used:
icklemissnawti: 113 questions answered

POSITION VACANT! APPLY WITHIN! MUST be HARD enough to perform well in TIGHT DARK WET SPACES! Own uniform required Salary 2 B Negotiated but MAY consider the PIK scale as an option. Interview will involve Or*l & Practical Examinations High scores MUST be attained in both, merit will be given for originality! ALL applications MUST be complete with Pics & Refs! Just think of me as an amusement park with nice rides as I'm 5'8 tall, a 38DD/E with long red hair, hazel eyes, belly button, nose & tongue piercins, I don't have the need to wear a paper bag on my head! BUT i'm not your type,"I'm NOT Inflatable" I'd say i'm a lot like a chocolate eclair very nawti but nice, & if you treat me like an angel i'll be your ickle devil! I enjoy sh*ggin on car bonnets whilst the engines still hot and the rains pouring down, sitting on your face Peddlin your ears & Gammin. I'm an ex-AnnSummers rep so I know my D*ldo's. I dont drink in £1 a pint pubs as they're full of £1 a pint ppl, I'm more of a Cocktail Gal (wink wink) THESE LIGHT MY FIRE: 1. Sexy eyes 2. Squishy bums 3. Kinky s*x 4. Wild nights out/in 5. Men who can s*x txt THESE LEAVE ME COLD: 1. Standing naked in snow 2. Jealousy 3. Smarmy blokes 4. Tight fisted men 5. Couch potatoes SMALL PRINT:I'm Mad-As-Toast, love having a banter and I'M ONLY HERE 4 A LAUGH
What I'm Doing With My Life

Currently employed for a large telecommunications company getting paid to do what I do best (gabbing on the phones for hours ;o)) I'm on the move too just bought a house :eek:) and moving in the next couple of weeks yersssssssssss!! Bring on the housewarming, well after the stripping has taken place ofcourse ;o)
I'm Really Good At

Writing - Whether it be short stories, poems, song lyrics or silly profiles like this one! :eek:P Making things - HaHA I should have a thousand Blue Peter badges because what I cant make out of some sticky back placky a wire coat hanger and pair of old thongs aint worth talking about Making new friends - stick me in a room with 200 ppl and i'l have the gabbed the leg off the lot of them by the end of the evening! (Probs because i'm such a flirt ) ;o)
The First Thing(s) People Usually Notice About Me

My bright Red Hair!(get ya sunglasses to the ready) and my boobs 'cause ya cant miss em!
My Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food are

My Favourite books are anything by Jackie Collins or Danielle Steel My favourite movies are chick flicks, so anything like dirty dancing or Bridget are tops in my book(I am Bridget Jones!) Very ecclectic where music is concerned! But atm I'd say I'm more into dance music as I'm helping out with a Tune thats going to be realeased some time soon (fingers crossed) I love Haagen Daz Ice cream rarrrrrrrrr pure sex in a tub ;o) other than that I'l try anything once and perhaps twice just to make sure I dont like it ;o)
The SIX Things I Could Never Do Without

Friends & family because they make me smile :eek:) Hairstraighteners to de-frizz my wig :eek:) Wax strips to de-fuzz my muff ;o) Mobile phone, 'cause i'm a txt addict :eek:D PC because i'm an internet shopping junky :eek:$ My cash card because I hate carrying money:eek:P
I Spend a Lot of Time Thinking About

who wants to think when you can do ;o)
On a Typical Friday Night I Am

... out straight from work with the girlies, getting intoxicated and giving it large round the handbags in some cheesey club haha
The Most Private Thing I'm Willing to Admit Here Is

.... A dream is just a dream. A goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline...
You should message me if:

...your Mad-As-Toast, love having a banter and are ONLY HERE 4 A LAUGH ;o)

Ah, my work here is done. :D
 
#2
Praetorian said:
Gentlemen, Ladies, members of the Honourable Companion of the Egg Banjo.

I present to you, IckleMissNawti

And just in case she deletes the profile.....







Thats the pics, and for text......

30/f : straight : SINGLE : Liverpool, United Kingdom

My Self-Summary
ESSENTIAL FACTS

* - Ethnicity: N/A
* - Height: 5' 8" (1.72m).
* - Looking For: Friends, Penpals
* - Smokes: No
* - Drinks: Often
* - Drugs: Never
* - Religion: N/A
* - Sign: Aquarius; its fun to think about
* - Education: Graduated from college/university
* - Income: N/A
* - Kids: Has 1 child
* - Pets: Likes dogs and likes cats
* - Languages: English

Data Used:
icklemissnawti: 113 questions answered

POSITION VACANT! APPLY WITHIN! MUST be HARD enough to perform well in TIGHT DARK WET SPACES! Own uniform required Salary 2 B Negotiated but MAY consider the PIK scale as an option. Interview will involve Or*l & Practical Examinations High scores MUST be attained in both, merit will be given for originality! ALL applications MUST be complete with Pics & Refs! Just think of me as an amusement park with nice rides as I'm 5'8 tall, a 38DD/E with long red hair, hazel eyes, belly button, nose & tongue piercins, I don't have the need to wear a paper bag on my head! BUT i'm not your type,"I'm NOT Inflatable" I'd say i'm a lot like a chocolate eclair very nawti but nice, & if you treat me like an angel i'll be your ickle devil! I enjoy sh*ggin on car bonnets whilst the engines still hot and the rains pouring down, sitting on your face Peddlin your ears & Gammin. I'm an ex-AnnSummers rep so I know my D*ldo's. I dont drink in £1 a pint pubs as they're full of £1 a pint ppl, I'm more of a Cocktail Gal (wink wink) THESE LIGHT MY FIRE: 1. Sexy eyes 2. Squishy bums 3. Kinky s*x 4. Wild nights out/in 5. Men who can s*x txt THESE LEAVE ME COLD: 1. Standing naked in snow 2. Jealousy 3. Smarmy blokes 4. Tight fisted men 5. Couch potatoes SMALL PRINT:I'm Mad-As-Toast, love having a banter and I'M ONLY HERE 4 A LAUGH
What I'm Doing With My Life

Currently employed for a large telecommunications company getting paid to do what I do best (gabbing on the phones for hours ;o)) I'm on the move too just bought a house :eek:) and moving in the next couple of weeks yersssssssssss!! Bring on the housewarming, well after the stripping has taken place ofcourse ;o)
I'm Really Good At

Writing - Whether it be short stories, poems, song lyrics or silly profiles like this one! :eek:P Making things - HaHA I should have a thousand Blue Peter badges because what I cant make out of some sticky back placky a wire coat hanger and pair of old thongs aint worth talking about Making new friends - stick me in a room with 200 ppl and i'l have the gabbed the leg off the lot of them by the end of the evening! (Probs because i'm such a flirt ) ;o)
The First Thing(s) People Usually Notice About Me

My bright Red Hair!(get ya sunglasses to the ready) and my boobs 'cause ya cant miss em!
My Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food are

My Favourite books are anything by Jackie Collins or Danielle Steel My favourite movies are chick flicks, so anything like dirty dancing or Bridget are tops in my book(I am Bridget Jones!) Very ecclectic where music is concerned! But atm I'd say I'm more into dance music as I'm helping out with a Tune thats going to be realeased some time soon (fingers crossed) I love Haagen Daz Ice cream rarrrrrrrrr pure sex in a tub ;o) other than that I'l try anything once and perhaps twice just to make sure I dont like it ;o)
The SIX Things I Could Never Do Without

Friends & family because they make me smile :eek:) Hairstraighteners to de-frizz my wig :eek:) Wax strips to de-fuzz my muff ;o) Mobile phone, 'cause i'm a txt addict :eek:D PC because i'm an internet shopping junky :eek:$ My cash card because I hate carrying money:eek:P
I Spend a Lot of Time Thinking About

who wants to think when you can do ;o)
On a Typical Friday Night I Am

... out straight from work with the girlies, getting intoxicated and giving it large round the handbags in some cheesey club haha
The Most Private Thing I'm Willing to Admit Here Is

.... A dream is just a dream. A goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline...
You should message me if:

...your Mad-As-Toast, love having a banter and are ONLY HERE 4 A LAUGH ;o)

Ah, my work here is done. :D
Awwwwww I didn't know you cared soo much xxx

Writing - Whether it be short stories, poems, song lyrics or silly profiles like this one!...your Mad-As-Toast, love having a banter and are ONLY HERE 4 A LAUGH

they're my favourite bits :wink:
 
#3
I enjoy sh*ggin on car bonnets whilst the engines still hot and the rains pouring down, sitting on your face Peddlin your ears & Gammin. I'm an ex-AnnSummers rep so I know my D*ldo's.
Had to single out that timeless paragraph.
 
#5
IckleMissNawti said:
Writing - Whether it be short stories, poems, song lyrics or silly profiles like this one!...your Mad-As-Toast, love having a banter and are ONLY HERE 4 A LAUGH
they're my favourite bits :wink:
Erm....its still your arrse.
 
#6
Praetorian said:
I enjoy sh*ggin on car bonnets whilst the engines still hot and the rains pouring down, sitting on your face Peddlin your ears & Gammin. I'm an ex-AnnSummers rep so I know my D*ldo's.
Had to single out that timeless paragraph.
And your point is darling? xxx
 
#7
Praetorian said:
IckleMissNawti said:
Writing - Whether it be short stories, poems, song lyrics or silly profiles like this one!...your Mad-As-Toast, love having a banter and are ONLY HERE 4 A LAUGH
they're my favourite bits :wink:
Erm....its still your arrse.
PogMaHone, your point is? :D xxx
 
#8
Well, I assumed from the start that you were a fat scouse slag.

The prosecution rests.
 
#11
Letterwritingman said:
I may be wrong but isn't that NAAFI bird? At the very least someone bearing a striking resemblance.
This has been mentioned in chat as well LWM, by PTP and a few others.
 
#13
Letterwritingman said:
I may be wrong but isn't that NAAFI bird? At the very least someone bearing a striking resemblance.
who is NAAFI bird? :? and did she get the same warm welcome? xxx
 
#14
Praetorian said:
Letterwritingman said:
I may be wrong but isn't that NAAFI bird? At the very least someone bearing a striking resemblance.
This has been mentioned in chat as well LWM, by PTP and a few others.
At my age ,I only ever mistakenly stumble into chat. Still good to see that the eyes aren't going, still a pretty girl.
 

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DirtyBAT
#15
Oh no love, you're perfectly normal.

Every girl across the land with a normal libido confesses their every sexual desire on adult dating sites.

You fat fcuking hippocrocarhinoelephanosaurus.

Do us all a favour, get your gash out on youtube, in the fat mingers section, then top yourself.
 
#17
Fugly said:
Oh no love, you're perfectly normal.

Every girl across the land with a normal libido confesses their every sexual desire on adult dating sites.

You fat fcuking hippocrocarhinoelephanosaurus.

Do us all a favour, get your gash out on youtube, in the fat mingers section, then top yourself.
I shall go cry myself to sleep because of your internet warrior comments, erm and btw its not just a dating site it actually has some rather interesting quizzes on there to pass the boredom whilst in work, go figure why I joined!

xxx
 
#18
DozyBint said:
Praetorian said:
Letterwritingman said:
I may be wrong but isn't that NAAFI bird? At the very least someone bearing a striking resemblance.
This has been mentioned in chat as well LWM, by PTP and a few others.
Compare and contrast... http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/coppermine/displayimage/album=11/pos=676.html
Don't insult the poor girl she looks nothing like me... for a start she's a lot prettier has a smaller nose and is blonde.

xxx
 
#20
The site is called "OkCupid"

What did you think it was going to be? Of course its a fucking dating site you plank.
 

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