Don't panic, they're not firing "shots across the bow" at our glorious RN for poaching cod. It's the store, not the massively indebted country. Kate Moss was described by an inside source today as "distraught, and deeply concerned about what her future may hold." Subject to a successful trial period, she had been promised a checkout job at the discount frozen food emporium to help fund her Autumn years after her modelling career fizzles out. Iceland today anounced that the nation's favourite mum, Kerry Katona, has been dropped from their ad campaign after recieving footage of the 'celebrity' snorting the magic nose powder. Any alternative carrer suggestions for Kate and Kerry?