IA for a suction cleaner

#1
I was trying to explain to some civvies that the Forces have a procedure for dealing with any bit of kit which malfunctions and quoted the IA for a Hoover stoppage:-

Hoover hoover - Hoover stops.
Bag off Bag on. Carry on hoovering.

Hoover hoovers for a few more hoovers - Hoover stops.

Bag off Bag on. Plug out plug in. Carry on hoovering.

Hoover hoovers for a few more hoovers Hoover stops.


That's a far as I got. Perhaps it's because I was taught the drill over 40 years ago!

Can anyone complete the whole IA :?
 
#4
Exemplo_Ducky_Mouse said:
I was trying to explain to some civvies that the Forces have a procedure for dealing with any bit of kit which malfunctions and quoted the IA for a Hoover stoppage:-

Hoover hoover - Hoover stops.
Bag off Bag on. Carry on hoovering.

Hoover hoovers for a few more hoovers - Hoover stops.

Bag off Bag on. Plug out plug in. Carry on hoovering.

Hoover hoovers for a few more hoovers Hoover stops.


That's a far as I got. Perhaps it's because I was taught the drill over 40 years ago!

Can anyone complete the whole IA :?
Hoover is a brand name do you mean vacume cleaner. I am in a pedantic mood.
 
#5
Exemplo_Ducky_Mouse said:
Hoover hoover - Hoover stops.
Bag off Bag on. Carry on hoovering.

Hoover hoovers for a few more hoovers - Hoover stops.

Bag off Bag on. Plug out plug in. Carry on hoovering.

Hoover hoovers for a few more hoovers Hoover stops.
On looking at the Hose, you see an obstruction.

Switch off Hoover, Remove hose, Clear Obstruction.
Replace Hose, Switch on Hoover, Carry on Sucking.


Next. :)
 
#6
princess_combat said:
Exemplo_Ducky_Mouse said:
I was trying to explain to some civvies that the Forces have a procedure for dealing with any bit of kit which malfunctions and quoted the IA for a Hoover stoppage:-

Hoover hoover - Hoover stops.
Bag off Bag on. Carry on hoovering.

Hoover hoovers for a few more hoovers - Hoover stops.

Bag off Bag on. Plug out plug in. Carry on hoovering.

Hoover hoovers for a few more hoovers Hoover stops.


That's a far as I got. Perhaps it's because I was taught the drill over 40 years ago!

Can anyone complete the whole IA :?
Hoover is a brand name do you mean vacume cleaner. I am in a pedantic mood.
A true pedant would spell it vacuum cleaner!
 
#7
Exemplo_Ducky_Mouse said:
princess_combat said:
Exemplo_Ducky_Mouse said:
I was trying to explain to some civvies that the Forces have a procedure for dealing with any bit of kit which malfunctions and quoted the IA for a Hoover stoppage:-

Hoover hoover - Hoover stops.
Bag off Bag on. Carry on hoovering.

Hoover hoovers for a few more hoovers - Hoover stops.

Bag off Bag on. Plug out plug in. Carry on hoovering.

Hoover hoovers for a few more hoovers Hoover stops.


That's a far as I got. Perhaps it's because I was taught the drill over 40 years ago!

Can anyone complete the whole IA :?
Hoover is a brand name do you mean vacume cleaner. I am in a pedantic mood.
A true pedant would spell it vacuum cleaner!
I stand corrected... should check posts
 
#8
sweatysock said:
On looking at the Hose, you see an obstruction.

Switch off Hoover, Remove hose, Clear Obstruction.
Replace Hose, Switch on Hoover, Carry on Sucking.

Next. :)
Nah.

Hoover, hoover, hoover. Hoover stops hoovering.

Switch off, plug out, bag off, cat out, bag on, plug in, switch on, continue hoovering....
 
#9
Here's another:

Camel running all right, camel stops.
Jump off, hump off, look in.
Water in, hump on, jump on.
Carry on.
 
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