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Is Your Vagina the Wrong Colour? | VICE
Fucking hell, I thought my pussy was typing this from the thread title
Would the wrong colour stop you? although smell may call for an S10.
I once met a scutter whose vagina had a rash that made it look like a clowns mouth. I settled for a gobble and got kicked out at daft o'clock in the morning for plunging head first into her telly when I got up for a piss in the middle of the night. I'm surprised I fell seeing as her chuff lit up the room like a fucking flare.
Im not sure why I'm sharing that. Just though I would.
Thats a very intelligent cat you must have there,Mrs Slocombe.
I'm not like you lot, I haven't got a vagina.
But I know someone who has, I'll check later.
Aren't they all the same colour inside, anyway?...
Well dont just leave us on fucking tenderhooks ! Get some pictures up. I would love to see your fanny typing. Amazing trick.
How would it ever get a chance to......you're always hogging the laptop on here, FFS!
Sounds like a chat up line in a Thai bar.
Black, White, or Brindle, I dont give a flying fuck what colour the growler is, just as long as the owner has a pulse will do me just fine.
Takes after it's mistress Mr Humphreys
Bit fussy aren't you.
How else do you think I manage to type, clean, cook and drink coffee?
S'funny...I was only ever interested in the insides of their minds?.....
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