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I your vagina the wrong colour?

#4
I once met a scutter whose vagina had a rash that made it look like a clowns mouth. I settled for a gobble and got kicked out at daft o'clock in the morning for plunging head first into her telly when I got up for a piss in the middle of the night. I'm surprised I fell seeing as her chuff lit up the room like a fucking flare.

Im not sure why I'm sharing that. Just though I would.
 
#11
Black, White, or Brindle, I dont give a flying fuck what colour the growler is, just as long as the owner has a pulse will do me just fine.
 

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