I your vagina the wrong colour?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by meat2veg, Apr 16, 2012.

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  1. Fucking hell, I thought my pussy was typing this from the thread title
     
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  2. Would the wrong colour stop you? although smell may call for an S10.
     
  3. I once met a scutter whose vagina had a rash that made it look like a clowns mouth. I settled for a gobble and got kicked out at daft o'clock in the morning for plunging head first into her telly when I got up for a piss in the middle of the night. I'm surprised I fell seeing as her chuff lit up the room like a fucking flare.

    Im not sure why I'm sharing that. Just though I would.
     
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  4. Thats a very intelligent cat you must have there,Mrs Slocombe.
     
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  5. I'm not like you lot, I haven't got a vagina.

    But I know someone who has, I'll check later.
     

  6. Aren't they all the same colour inside, anyway?...
     
  7. Well dont just leave us on fucking tenderhooks ! Get some pictures up. I would love to see your fanny typing. Amazing trick.
     
  8. How would it ever get a chance to......you're always hogging the laptop on here, FFS!
     
  9. Sounds like a chat up line in a Thai bar.
     
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  10. Black, White, or Brindle, I dont give a flying fuck what colour the growler is, just as long as the owner has a pulse will do me just fine.
     
  11. Takes after it's mistress Mr Humphreys
     
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  12. Bit fussy aren't you.
     
  13. How else do you think I manage to type, clean, cook and drink coffee?
     
  14. S'funny...I was only ever interested in the insides of their minds?.....