Been having a conversation with a friend of a friend and I mentioned that I've got tickets for the RBS 6 nations, to which she quickly replied with that rugby isn't really her thing. As if that wasn't bad enough it turns out that she's got herself tickets to go and see that Dancing on Ice shit. Now, wanting to let her know beyond reasonable doubt that I now think she is a spacker of epic proportions, I want to tell her that "I would rather.......... than go and see that dross" but then got stuck on the bit in the middle. The obvious and weak choice would be: "I would rather...... stick hot needles in my eyes....... than go and see that dross" but want a more slap in your face reply. I know that the cultured arrsers will help me out here. In your own time... carry on!