I would love to help but.....................

The perfect excuse

Why the stress of household chores is bad for your heart - Telegraph

I will be showing it to the current Mrs MM988 as soon as I have finished the hovering, washing up, dusting, polishing, laundry, bed making and clearing up after the dogs etc.

After all, she would suffer a dramatic cut in life style if I were to shuffle of this mortal coil too early (and with it my pension).

I know, I know, I’m just far too kind and considerate.
You dinosaurs have it all wrong.

A marriage is a partnership, you play to your strengths.

She works longer hours than me, but I am the hunter- gatherer.

I hunt for meat in George Bolams and gather nuts, fruit and vegetables in Aldis, and make her nutritious meals when she comes home shagged out.

She does the easy girly stuff like ironing, hoovering and cleaning the skid- marks off the toilet on the week- end.

You have to be a caring husband these days........

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