I would have been a General if only....

[Gout Man]

Mildly curious, but how were her "war wounds" caused? The descriptions are a bit vague, and those descriptions could apply to someone who fell while exiting a shower (in both theatres).

Paper cuts, damn painful and that paper won’t shuffle itself you know.

 

[bobthebuilder]

Paper cuts, damn painful and that paper won’t shuffle itself you know.

I thought she had an axe wound?

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

'I could have been a General but I never had the Latin, never had the Latin for Generaling . . .'*



*with apologies to the estate of Peter Cook

 

[Gout Man]

I thought she had an axe wound?

Right in the.......As Johny would say