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I would be greatfull to anyone who could explain this to me.

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#3
Isn't its whole point of existance to be taken for a ride?




Sorry......... I'll go now!
 
#5
When I was young Bikes were called Sharon or Tracy and hung around barrack gates. They could be seduced with fish suppers and takeouts of cider and lager. Access to a bed or private room was not a prerequisite for a sucessful sexual encounter.
 
#6
NOT THEE Sharon and Tracy !
Was Sharon the one who could blow bubbles while chewing gum, and give a blow job at the same time?
And Tracy was the bird who shaved twice a day?
 
#8
Spoke to the guy the other day - he told me he had all his gear on.

PS - is it me, or is that Bryrony Gordon bird pretty irritating? An only (and particularly wealthy) child I would suggest.
 
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Ozduke said:
Spoke to the guy the other day - he told me he had all his gear on.

PS - is it me, or is that Bryrony Gordon bird pretty irritating? An only (and particularly wealthy) child I would suggest.
In all fairness his fetish is not continuous - it comes in cycles.
 
#10
That's enough wheely bad jokes. They're too much too handle (bar the fact that they're in the NAAFI)




I'll get my coat and get on my bike...
 

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#11
Was he pumping away? I could hear bells ringing.
 
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ON YER BIKE! We don't want your sort around here.

Or should that be

OFF YER BIKE! We don't want your sort around here.

I'm confused now.......

I also heard that the bicycle pump was found to be lubricated but this information was supressed in exchange for a guilty plea.
 
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John_Charity_Spring said:
ON YER BIKE! We don't want your sort around here.

Or should that be

OFF YER BIKE! We don't want your sort around here.

I'm confused now.......

I also heard that the bicycle pump was found to be lubricated but this information was supressed in exchange for a guilty plea.
There's always one that has to break the chain.
 
#17
Ozduke said:
John_Charity_Spring said:
ON YER BIKE! We don't want your sort around here.

Or should that be

OFF YER BIKE! We don't want your sort around here.

I'm confused now.......

I also heard that the bicycle pump was found to be lubricated but this information was supressed in exchange for a guilty plea.
There's always one that has to break the chain.
Yes, John is just trying to derail the thread
 

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