Not really a Walt Hunt or Outing, but just a story of a proper mong i knew................ I worked with a chap within the Civil Service from 97 until 2005 ish. This chap was interesting to say the least. He had a story for every occasion. He genuinely believed everyone of them when he told them. Fortunately so many staff were ex forces he could be outted/disproved on every story, it didnt matter though, he ploughed on regardless.From memory...... During the Falklands he was fired out of a torpedo tube. When asked how he was propelled out, apparently it was a special charge. When asked how he didnt lose his legs if it was explosive he reverted to stock answer - touched nose and said "special". None of us were divers/swimmers etc but when asked how he survived water temp he told us he had a dry suit, when asked would it not still be cold "was a special suit". Apparently he jumped carrying a 150 litre bergan, GPMG, 10000000000000 rounds ,batman, IBSMs, a jeep , a small dog , a sofa , well , you get the idea. there was a chap who worked with us who was ex Army or RAF (cant remember) who knew parachutes inside out , he worked with them everyday and was something to do with supervising the chaps/chapess' who packed them. He was a parachute techincal anorak. He asked said tube how he was still alive as his canopy would have collapsed/imploded under the weight he said he was jumping with. Its was "special". expert asked walt was it an abc123 or 123abc (for example) etc etc. Cant remember exact answer but he either used the parachute that never existed that expert had made name up of or a civvy one that is never used. He went on leave from current job , when he came back he told us he had been teaching Navy Seals how to use JTAC lazer range finding ninja kung fu kit as he was one of the only ones BAE/argos/B+Q had trained to use it.Despite him not even being in the services any more. He is the chap on one of the better known phots from Falklands (para carrying union flag in bergan). Said tube is only about 5' 4" ish...... The list goes on....... Long and short was IIRC he did 22yrs and finished his career in a hut at Blandford stripping old radios for parts as he had diabetes and was a tube and it was an excuse to hide him away. Was called D**e P******t if 'behaviour' rings a bell to anyone.