Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by re-stilly, Mar 1, 2012.
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This bunch of ermm ladies reckon to still being virgins I wonder why
Happy to be Virgins
Why are they all wearing beige shoes?
dont want to have sex with with A man out of wedlock ??? have these ladies considered Bukkake ??
They were the only ones the farrier brought?
More of a worry - why is stilly reading The Femail section?
Maybe it is a Virgin sign, bit like funny handshakes for Mason's.
All virgins eh? Paint them red and white and they'd be indistinguishable from Branson's 747's.
**coughs** It was just something that caught my eye, honest.
In order to match their beige lives.
There is nothing wrong with this one apart from being an office assistant at 40. Well apart from the face obviously.
All the clothes and shoes would have been provided by the Daily Mail, they probably wear shellsuits, trainers and big hooped earrings in real life.
..... and what happens when the dam breaks ? ... theres a man eater in every one of 'em ... especially the christians.
Aye she's a virgin alright, verging on the ridiculous.
One says 'Once a month or so I might feel a flicker of desire, but nothing I need to act on'
No wonder, you are ginger FFS
"Happy to be virgins" - not like they seem to have a lot of fucking choise really is it. Might as well learn to love the fact your hideous. However i would gladly do the 2nd bird for a giggle, maybe even the 1st, maybe. After a few jars there isn't much i wouldn't do. :/
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