I wonder if she ever wakes up with a sore arse?

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  1. I would!
  2. What, wake up with a sore arse?
  3. I do every morning,,,must remember to get some more KY,,the missus can be a bit rough sometime.......
  4. So I found out.
  5. If she has anything to do with it, yes I'll take it!
  6. So it's a safe bet she isn't training to be a fucking airline pilot?

    And yes, I would too.
  7. You've got to admit Whet scrubs up alright. I pictured him as a short, fat little cunt with a beard.
  8. Apparently it's called a "makeover".
  9. I associated him with a "comb over" to be honest.
  10. she can fall into a trance without warning, sleep for 22 hours at a time and throw terrifying tantrums

    Oh, I think my wife has that...apart from the 22 hour sleeps.

    And the trances
  11. So this Kalvyn fucking Klein syndrome makes women: lazy, uncomunicative, petulant, aggresive, irrational and subject to uncontrollable fits of rage.

    When you think about normal lasses, how the fuck are we supposed to make that diagnosis?
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  12. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    So I used to have a sleep disorder?! I was under the impression that it was the alcohol that did that! :drunken:
  13. I'd fucking smash her hoop in so much she'd be in a life time trance.......
  14. I call bollocks!Petulant stroppy split arse is "diagnosed" as a petulant stroppy split arse, seems a bit to easy that really.