I wish to come out of the closet and become a PRINCESS TV

TheIronDuke

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#1
That is a Princess Transvestite before anyone starts.

Not sure what to do though. Got the frilly underwear, I went to school in Cheltenham (but not the proper one. More like when Jeffry Archer said he went to Cambridge but he went to a tech college in Cambridge) and I have changed my name to Henrietta because that is a proper Lady's name.

Any advice would be welcome.
 
#3
Not again, FFS! Remember what happened the last time, and it'll all end in tears again, I tell ya!
 
#4
Not that I've a made a study of this sector of society but why is that TVs are always tall. I don't believe I've ever come across a short bloke dressed as a lady.

Whoops, steady.
 

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#5
Not that I've a made a study of this sector of society but why is that TVs are always tall. I don't believe I've ever come across a short bloke dressed as a lady.

Whoops, steady.
Shit. Do I have to cut myself off at the knees to become a Princess TV? I hadn't considered that. Such was my desire to become a Princess TV.
 
#8
That is a Princess Transvestite before anyone starts.

Not sure what to do though. Got the frilly underwear, I went to school in Cheltenham (but not the proper one. More like when Jeffry Archer said he went to Cambridge but he went to a tech college in Cambridge) and I have changed my name to Henrietta because that is a proper Lady's name.

Any advice would be welcome.
Avagander at To Drill Magdalene : Training Clip 13 - Be A Ladyboy - Vidéo ero, Vidéo adulte adulte there's a whole set of these on the web somewhere. Alternatively, take a cold shower and get a grip.

If that doesn't work let me have your womans phone number. She's going to be needy soon.
 
#9
Anyone got a picture of princess paul. I have some milk needs curdling.
 
#11
I believe that to become a successful PRINCESS TV one should affect the appearance of an Auschwitz survivor with a face consisting primarily of by-products from the petrochemical industry. Apparently it also helps to have sold your soul to Satan - or is it Murdoch? My memory isn't what it used to be...
 

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#14
Thanks guys. Without pals like you I would be a paranoid orange person living in Gloucestershire going GRRRR all the time, with only tweets from my lovely famous chums Elizabeth Murdoch (guess who HER Dad is?) and Emma Freud (I think her Dad snuffed it but I cant remember if he was the artist or the one that looked like a bloodhound?) to keep me company.

So, assuming I can actually attain rapture and become a PRINCESS TV, do you suppose I shall be able to hire poor but cute young people to be my slaves and pay them £40 a week even though that is illegal under minimum wage laws? Then THEN I SAY, can I loose my cheap slaves upon the internet with nothing but a shabby, half thought out script to protect them?

Then can I bite them? Ooooh, I am so looking forward to being PRINCESS TV
 

TheIronDuke

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#17
Beat you to it. Look at my lovely avatar. Just saving up for the surgery now, or I could just do loads and loads of coke.
NOOO. Go back to the forms. Find section 3.6 'Your Aspirations'

I wish to be:

1) Like Scarlett Johansson but with bigger tits
2) Like Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music
3) Like Barbara Streisand my heroine
4) Like Miss Marple with a bit of dignity
5) Like a mong

Just double check which box you ticked?
 
#19
Face removed for the sake of decency,,My little (ish) Princess TV
 

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