I went on a date last night....

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by dropshortjock, Oct 30, 2011.

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  1. .... With a girl who insisted on going Dutch.

    So I strangled her and stole her pizza.
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  2. Haha, good one
  3. Don't get it?
  4. It's about Joanna yates
  5. Joanna Yates wasn't Dutch though?
  6. maybe the pizza was
  7. Is that the one with and edam and clog topping, and a little boys finger gets a look in somewhere I think?
  8. Was the joke the fact somebody had said "yes" to going on a date with you?
  9. her killer was
  10. There's always one with a head injury.............................
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