"I was the girl in the red coat in Schindler's List... and it ruined my life"

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by PepperSeaDog, Mar 6, 2013.

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  1. Run out of money or what?
  2. A link to the story perhaps?
  3. Aye & I was the cunt that would of gassed yer.
  4. BuggerAll

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  5. My God thats got "bunny boiler" written all over it. Just do NOT tell her that you love her, floppsy gone!
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  6. I wonder if she would be up for a bit of roleplay, she can hide under the stairs in a little red coat whilst I storm about the house screaming Juden. I'm hard already.

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  7. Hmmm. It says her name is Oliwia Dabrowska. Surely it's Olivia?
    Oliwia is just how she pronounces it when she's got something in her mouth...
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  8. nice play on the Nannet Newnan, thing,

    Why Nannet? Have you ever tried saying Jilly, with a mouth full of cock?
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  9. I blame the Jews.
  10. Did they have pies in Auschwitz?
  11. Yet another story I fail to give a shit about....if we all ignore her she's bound to end up in porn
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  12. vvaannmmaann has a fair point: If you're gonna start a thread at least post a link or bit more info not just a shite quote. (Especially with some of the random bollox that gets posted on here.)
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