Guilty verdict for man who buried girlfriend alive - Yahoo! News To be fair he did say he was only trying to frighten her Frightening and winding up your other half remains one of the last fun things to do in a long term relationship in my humble opinion.. From the mundane, like loitering in the darker areas of the house then just poking my head out at her barking like a dog when she appears, she shits herself every time and hits me quite hard with whatever is in her hands leaving me sniggering for the rest of the day. To the planned, I've got my very own hobo pal called Nick, a honking drug addict I befriended after missing the last train home a few years ago, I once turned the shower on when I heard her car pull in, in she walked and it took her a few minutes to click the shower was in use, 'who's in the shower?', 'shhhh, he'll hear you' says I, 'its Nick, he's going to be staying with us for a while till he sorts himself out!' she went into a fucking apoplectic rage and delivered a machine gun bollocking, I even went to the wet room and threw the doors open and loudly proclaimed 'sorry mate, you'll have to go!!', fucking brill My mate pulled a (well known) blinder. He recorded an episode of the National Lottery, had a ticket done with the 'winning' numbers then reckoned on that they had won the following week, she was ringing people, screaming and jumping up and down, he was thrown out and it took him 2 weeks to be let back in the house Anyone else fond of winding up the Doris? Any suggestions for a Xmas wind up?