I was lad mad..then woke up from coma as lesbian.

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  1. Probably the Coma bit
  2. No, it was the woke up bit, and, Lad Mad
  3. Rest is probably just crap to sell a non story. Why do they think we care? If she wants to be a Lezza that's fine, I just don't see way she and the papers have to make such a song and dance about it.
  4. Maybe this is the only way she could come out to mummy and daddy
  5. Looking at the state of her, I reckon England is a safer place for the male population now!
  6. Massive Norks, I may have to find space for her in my dungeon.
  7. I keep waking up fancying Women, do you think I am a lesbian as well ;-), Where do I get a flight to Lesbia? :)
  8. She woke from a coma and fancied minge.

    When I woke from a coma I fancied a Pepsi!
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  9. 'Tis the latest bandwagon. Expect more people trying to make money (and gain their 15 minutes of "fame") from similar stories...

  10. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    That's how they knew you were still feverish. Normal people drink coke
  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Can we have forum where people just link to news on the Daily Mail website?


  12. She woke up and realised that she was a fat fucking munter.

    Then took the next logical step.
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  13. One link to The Sun, one to The Mirror, what is this Daily Mail of which you speak?
  14. she does have more plastic on her than my credit cards
    she probably was not pulling blokes because of being a moose.
    so going lezzie would bring in new victims, er i mean lovers.