I was lad mad..then woke up from coma as lesbian.

Rest is probably just crap to sell a non story. Why do they think we care? If she wants to be a Lezza that's fine, I just don't see way she and the papers have to make such a song and dance about it.
Looking at the state of her, I reckon England is a safer place for the male population now!
Massive Norks, I may have to find space for her in my dungeon.
I keep waking up fancying Women, do you think I am a lesbian as well ;-), Where do I get a flight to Lesbia? :)
She woke from a coma and fancied minge.

When I woke from a coma I fancied a Pepsi!
'Tis the latest bandwagon. Expect more people trying to make money (and gain their 15 minutes of "fame") from similar stories...



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Can we have forum where people just link to news on the Daily Mail website?


she does have more plastic on her than my credit cards
she probably was not pulling blokes because of being a moose.
so going lezzie would bring in new victims, er i mean lovers.
Dear god - Why is this in the Scottish Sun, when she lives south of Manchester? The bit I really don't undertand is - I guess by the way she looks she's from "Brinny" originally, (Brinnington, the local Favela), overweight, massive knockers, fake tan and yet she claims to have only slept with 20 men??????!!!
Bollocks, that tarts had more cock fights than Dale farm.
I did once shag a bird from Brinnington, many moons ago, maybe it was really my horrid little cock that turned her!
She woke up and realised that she was a fat fucking munter.

Then took the next logical step.
If you follow that reasoning, you'd be gay.

And so would I. BUT it's only a theory thankfully.


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I often wake up with a raging hardon.

Just wish it was mine.

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