I was just wondering

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sirbhp, Nov 28, 2012.

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  1. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    what do the Germans call Jerry cans ?
     
  2. Wehrmacht-Einheitskanister.
     
  3. OK, what do the Welsh call welsh rarebit? What do the dagos call Spanish onions? What do the Swiss call swiss rolls? What do the Chinks call chinese whispers? What do the Cornish call cornish pasties? Please, stop me someone.
     
  4. tea urns? fuel cans? them things what go on the back of land rovers?
     
  5. Spare wheels?
     
  6. no way to talk about the devon and donuts
     
  7. Who said Devon and Dogshites?
     
  8. OK then, if you've got an Occasional Table what is it the rest of the time?
     
  9. my ex wife?
     
  10. Eaten by the dog just like the cocktail cabinet.
     
  11. hold me close
     
  12. If your wife was a table what did you use for a chair? An old Rocker?
    No, please don`t thank me. Just wipe the tears of laughter from your eyes.
     
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  13. actually that was gran ma
     
  14. Whispers.

    If it's been sent from my HTC Sensation using Tapatalk then I'm probably pissed.
     
  15. Are you telling us that Suzi Quatro is your grandmother?