I was in a fender-bender with another car today...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Virgil, Dec 26, 2007.

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  1. ...and this guy gets out of his vehicle.

    Well, wouldn't you know it, he's a dwarf.

    He storms over to my car looks up at me and says, "I am NOT happy".

    So I look down at him and say, "Well which one are you then"?

    ...and that's when the fight started.
  2. I bet you were Grumpy tho!!!!!
  3. to calm the situation you should have said " sorry not my fault I'm snowhite in this case"
  4. What a Dozy thing to do!
  5. If the dwarf has to stump up for the accident he'll be a bit short in January...
  6. At least you werent bashful or in a posotion where he could have accused you of beibng sleepy.