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  1. from skynews.co.uk


    A jilted woman who ripped off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands has been jailed for two-and-a-half years.

    Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones rejected her advances at the end of a drunken party and she yanked off his left testicle.

    Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court last month.

    The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.

    The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, they went to a party and then for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

    As the night was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

    When he refused a struggle ensued. Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones's shorts.

    In a statement, he said: "Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

    Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards.

    "He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles."

    Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it.

    :evil: :evil: Cow
  2. How can he not notice he is missing a nut???
  3. I was initially a bit puzzled then I saw where the story originated from.

    Scousers - bless 'em!!!
  4. The best part of the story is how she tried to hide it 8O :roll: :twisted:
  5. Jones, another Weshman?
  6. Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it.

    scousers! nick anything
  7. A woman offering sex and happily popping his plums in her mouth. When is she released?
  8. Yea what an out of body experience.
  9. Extreme tea-bagging?