I was a Swinger..

#1
Just had a couple of jars with an Oppo from the old days and his lad who is on his first leave from Phase One..

Turns out..

Bed blocks are now called Quilts...

Blisters now have a clinic instead of a 'Pain is weakness leaving the body' retort.

Lumpy Jumpers not only mix with the Nigs.. They instruct them..

Rations 'Taste quite nice'

BFT's have Twelve minutes 45 seconds..

When we chatted about Swinging from Main Troop to Step Up Troop his Lad started giggling. We looked on confused and asked 'Does the Army not Swing anymore?' My Oppos lad fell off his chair laughing at this point.

Things seem to have changed since my day.
 

TheIronDuke

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#2
spent_case said:
Things seem to have changed since my day.
It gets worse. I am not sure we still hold the Indies.
 
#3
TheIronDuke said:
spent_case said:
Things seem to have changed since my day.
It gets worse. I am not sure we still hold the Indies.
Good Lord no.. Did the SLR's Jam?
 
#5
Damn good show about Rourkes Drift, what?
 

Auld-Yin

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#8
joey_deacons_lad said:
Eh all you old timers things change you know cant be helped but here you go have some hardcore pornography from the good old days

Pwhhooarrr hows them ankles lads
That's disgusting. This should have had an NSFW tag :evil:
 
#9
Auld-Yin said:
joey_deacons_lad said:
Eh all you old timers things change you know cant be helped but here you go have some hardcore pornography from the good old days

Pwhhooarrr hows them ankles lads
That's disgusting. This should have had an NSFW tag :evil:
Prude get with the times some women have these things called Midi skirts now i wont post a pic it might get the thread locked
 

B_AND_T

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#13
vvaannmmaann said:
There is a rumour I got from a good source.Women are "possibly" going to get the "right" to vote.
Will never happen. You'll be saying that they will be able to join the Army next. :roll:
 

Biped

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#14
Anyone heard of a place far over to the west, across the sea?

There's some expeditions heading there this year - supposed to to be pretty big, and have streets paved with gold, so I heard.

Best get over there before the fookin Irish too!
 
#16
Biped said:
Anyone heard of a place far over to the west, across the sea?

There's some expeditions heading there this year - supposed to to be pretty big, and have streets paved with gold, so I heard.

Best get over there before the fookin Irish too!
I have heard of this place. I believe the Natives burn leaves and inhale the smoke. Foolish savages - that'll never catch on.
 
#18
I have heard that in future, when we are suppressing the local natives, the politicians plan to introduce something called "Rules of Engagement". Does anybody know how this works?
 

Alsacien

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#19
rickshaw-major said:
I have heard that in future, when we are suppressing the local natives, the politicians plan to introduce something called "Rules of Engagement". Does anybody know how this works?
Yeah - not very well.........
 
#20
Saw a drawing by some old eyetie called Da Vinci. This machine thing with blades on the top, apparently it's designed to fly... haha...haha....haha....haha. Can't see us wasting our resources on those fcukers.
 

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