I was a Swinger..

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  1. Just had a couple of jars with an Oppo from the old days and his lad who is on his first leave from Phase One..

    Turns out..

    Bed blocks are now called Quilts...

    Blisters now have a clinic instead of a 'Pain is weakness leaving the body' retort.

    Lumpy Jumpers not only mix with the Nigs.. They instruct them..

    Rations 'Taste quite nice'

    BFT's have Twelve minutes 45 seconds..

    When we chatted about Swinging from Main Troop to Step Up Troop his Lad started giggling. We looked on confused and asked 'Does the Army not Swing anymore?' My Oppos lad fell off his chair laughing at this point.

    Things seem to have changed since my day.
     
  2. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    It gets worse. I am not sure we still hold the Indies.
     
  3. Good Lord no.. Did the SLR's Jam?
     
  4. Why are you wasting all our time with this drivel when our boys need our support in Mafeking?
     
  5. Damn good show about Rourkes Drift, what?
     
  6. Quilts??????????
     
  7. Eh all you old timers things change you know cant be helped but here you go have some hardcore pornography from the good old days
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    Pwhhooarrr hows them ankles lads
     
  8. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    That's disgusting. This should have had an NSFW tag :evil:
     
  9. Prude get with the times some women have these things called Midi skirts now i wont post a pic it might get the thread locked
     
  10. Blasted Australians getting above themselves too, some nonsense about "Federation"
    Heathens!
     
  11. I heard some drivel about they get red/yellow cards to flash at the 'staff' if they p1ss them off, tell me this isn't true?
     
  12. There is a rumour I got from a good source.Women are "possibly" going to get the "right" to vote.
     
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Will never happen. You'll be saying that they will be able to join the Army next. :roll:
     
  14. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Anyone heard of a place far over to the west, across the sea?

    There's some expeditions heading there this year - supposed to to be pretty big, and have streets paved with gold, so I heard.

    Best get over there before the fookin Irish too!
     
  15. It isn't true.