I was a cnut 1985 Kellys Garden

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  1. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Yes I freely admit it, I had disobeyed a direct order and was on a charge. The OC was a nice chap and the CSM was fantastic but neither of them was ready for this;
    OC "Pte Ugly do you accept my award or wish to go in front of the CO?"
    Ugs "I dont know sir, what did you have in mind?"
    OC "Sargent Major get him out of here!"
    usual left right stuff.
    CSM "Right boy (barely stifling his giggles) get back in there and apologise then accept his award!"
    Ugs "Yes sir!"
    Result £15 pounds fine and nothing else as I had made the OC's day. Apparently no one had said it before!
    After disembarkation leave the CSM sent me to Recce to be shot of me!
  2. Is this a statement or a question as to whether anyone else has been as fortunate?
  3. Almost on par with my grandad circa 1940 ish in the cookhouse of Kimmel POW camp.

    Duty C/SGT "How are you enjoying the food Pte C_J Snr"

    C_J Snr "God only knows colour, its bloody awful"

    The Colour man apparently laughed before slapping him around the head and sending him to the guardroom.
  4. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Sssssshhhhhhh you'll have the beeb round here sharpish

    P.s did the Germans jail him then for your grandads colour
  5. 1994, Blandford Garrison WO's and Sgt's Mess. Dining in of new RSM.

    Presiding Member doing the speeches....

    "WOI ( RSM ) XYZ is posted in from the TA ( down the road about 40 miles away ) and has already been selected for commissioning, and consequently will be commuting every day on his scooter

    A very lubricated Guru pipes up with "Are you the Pizza bloke?" Much laughter ensues....

    Anyway, Monday morning and I am summoned to visit the new Badge.

    In I marched...

    "Sgt Guru, how many pizzas do you want?"
    "Well, Sir, that was just a bit of banter....."
    "Sgt Guru, I don't think you understand....how many pizzas do you want?"
    "Erm.....one ?"
    "How does 3 sound?"
    "Can I have extra mushrooms on the other two.....?"

    Cue the Badge losing his rag.........
  6. Ugly,

    didn't know you were in KG during 1985; I was with the Rapier battery down there at the time. Luckily, I wasn't stuck with all the management and crabs in KG, but was based over the water at Ajax Bay.

    No wonder I didn't recognise you the other day, though - think we were both one third of the size in those days.....

    Don't ask me about the BV206 that sank in the bay, I know nothing about it....
  7. That is fcuking priceless