I was wondering, as I am a workshy lazy bastard if the Good people of ARRSE would be willing to keep me in the above essential accoutrements of my planned slide into slovenliness, Morbid Obesity and finally Death. I plan to do as little as possible for this freeloading. I am giving up my gainful employment because my Boss said something nasty to me once. My main qualifications to do this are some high minded principles on why the world owes me a living. Please give generously - in the form of taxes - so I may live in as workshy a manner as possible.