I want to shag Diana's rotten corpse

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  1. Which dead celebrity would you like most to engage in a little light necrophilia with?

    Posh totty, pliable, doesn't talk back. Oh, and dead. Ticks my boxes.

    Only confirmed dead: "missing" doesn't count, Zero_Over
  2. Without a doubt River Phoenix the rotten reeking cock teasing floppy haired minx.
  3. Damn. I won't mention Maddie then. Lets see... Mother Theresa.
  4. I think that if rotten's your thing, you may have missed the boat with Diana.

    I'm no expert, but I'm guessing that she's probably more skeletal by now.
  5. Audrey Hepburn. I'll want a picture of her in Funny Face though.
  6. Bit messy mind

  7. That helen of troy lass, just to see what all the fuss was about.
  8. Jarrod oh wait he is still alive
  9. I wish if it wasn't for those pesky drugs.
  10. Looks like a slightly deflated blow up doll,
  11. Bridget bardot, or is she still knocking around?

    Maybe babs Windsor too.
    Hang on, she just looks dead, doesn't she....

    sent from my HTC pikeyfire using spackatalk, so I'm probably pissed
  12. I think I'd like to do Eve, up the wrong'un with a ripe apple!
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    Heath Ledger.

    It was only three years ago. Depending on the skill of the embalmer there may be something left to, ahem, work with.

    Could I suggest the earthly remains of Eva Peron to you chaps? Incorruptible, apparently. Do wrap up if you don't want to kill future lady friends though; apparently cervical cancer is now classed as an STD.

  14. Eva Braun. So she could know what its like to be fucked by someone with 2 bollocks instead of one.
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  15. Mo Mowlam - I could get a few quid for the wig as well.