I want to fcuk Susan Boyle

[PandaLOVE]

Until she chokes to death. Is it just me?

 

[Letterwritingman]

mmmmmmmm..she said NO?
and since then you've moved on!

 

[Biped]

That's the kind of dirty, nasty, twisted, musty and low sh@g that makes life worthwhile.

It's the kind of sh@g where you know you are breaking new ground, and nobody else will follow, ever.

It's the kind of furrow that even a Welshman of the hills wouldn't plough.

Good play sir.

 

[Auld-Yin]

Taking one for the Team. Well done PandaLove, you will be remembered.

 

[cuckingfunt]

I'm shocked and disgusted. In over 2 years on ARRSE I never thought it could get this low.

Why oh why did it take so long for this thread to get started???

You would though, wouldn't you?

 

[Dogdrool]

Until she chokes to death. Is it just me?

Your medication is late again isn't it

 

[sneeky_turd]

I've seen uglier things than that do the walk of shame out of camp on a sunday morning.
I really wouldn't have any issues with tapping my todger off her chin before tounge darting her clack.

 

[the_boy_syrup]

I'm shocked and disgusted. In over 2 years on ARRSE I never thought it could get this low.

Why oh why did it take so long for this thread to get started???

You would though, wouldn't you?

In fairness she has smartened herself up since her first appearance on Britains Chav Twats Talent show

Amazing what a haircut a make over and some new clothes can do

With thanks to Slimey Toad

 

[cuckingfunt]

I've seen uglier things than that do the walk of shame out of camp on a sunday morning.

I've seen uglier things than that do the walk of shame out of camp on a MONDAY morning while on parade which is even funnier!

 

[twosugarsnomilk]

I noticed her left hand remains clenched in the pic,either she's hiding her six fingers or has pandaLOVE'S c0ck in her hand.

 

[JoseyWales]

Use a 14lb sledgehammer - no farting in church after that.

Proper fcuked.

 

[blindfire]

Looks like a typical pads wife

 

[longlivethequeen]

Ah i belive if she wins she will get a £100000 prize, now thats got to be worth it use and abuse her. Some say money does not buy love but it will buy a new car/holiday and just for a shag got to be worth it.

 

[carlbcfc]

I'm shocked and disgusted. In over 2 years on ARRSE I never thought it could get this low.

Why oh why did it take so long for this thread to get started???

You would though, wouldn't you?

I started one a while back here

 

[cuckingfunt]

I'm shocked and disgusted. In over 2 years on ARRSE I never thought it could get this low.

Why oh why did it take so long for this thread to get started???

You would though, wouldn't you?

I started one a while back here

My Humbles

In true ARRSE fashion, let's piss off the OP by continuing on this thread anyway


(only joking)

 

[Billboard]

WAH

 

[Suedehead]

Shes still a virgin. Tighter than a ducks arrse

 

[aflyinghaggis]

Shes still a virgin. Tighter than a ducks arrse

Ok dude we'll roast her, one in the pink, one in the stink

 

[mucus2]

One up the bum, no harm done?

BTW, is that fuck as in insert chopper, or fuck as in RGJ tour guide style?

 

[007m88]

Is it me or is she half downie..