I want to fcuk Susan Boyle

Biped

LE
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#3
That's the kind of dirty, nasty, twisted, musty and low sh@g that makes life worthwhile.

It's the kind of sh@g where you know you are breaking new ground, and nobody else will follow, ever.

It's the kind of furrow that even a Welshman of the hills wouldn't plough.

Good play sir.
 

Auld-Yin

ADC
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#4
Taking one for the Team. Well done PandaLove, you will be remembered.
 
#5
I'm shocked and disgusted. In over 2 years on ARRSE I never thought it could get this low.

Why oh why did it take so long for this thread to get started??? 8O




You would though, wouldn't you?
 
#6
PandaLOVE said:
Until she chokes to death. Is it just me?
Your medication is late again isn't it :D
 
#7
I've seen uglier things than that do the walk of shame out of camp on a sunday morning.
I really wouldn't have any issues with tapping my todger off her chin before tounge darting her clack.
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
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#8
cuckingfunt said:
I'm shocked and disgusted. In over 2 years on ARRSE I never thought it could get this low.

Why oh why did it take so long for this thread to get started??? 8O




You would though, wouldn't you?
In fairness she has smartened herself up since her first appearance on Britains Chav Twats Talent show

Amazing what a haircut a make over and some new clothes can do


With thanks to Slimey Toad
 
#9
sneeky_turd said:
I've seen uglier things than that do the walk of shame out of camp on a sunday morning.

I've seen uglier things than that do the walk of shame out of camp on a MONDAY morning while on parade which is even funnier!
 
#13
Ah i belive if she wins she will get a £100000 prize, now thats got to be worth it use and abuse her. Some say money does not buy love but it will buy a new car/holiday and just for a shag got to be worth it.
 
#14
cuckingfunt said:
I'm shocked and disgusted. In over 2 years on ARRSE I never thought it could get this low.

Why oh why did it take so long for this thread to get started??? 8O




You would though, wouldn't you?
I started one a while back here
 
#15
carlbcfc said:
cuckingfunt said:
I'm shocked and disgusted. In over 2 years on ARRSE I never thought it could get this low.

Why oh why did it take so long for this thread to get started??? 8O




You would though, wouldn't you?
I started one a while back here
My Humbles 8O

In true ARRSE fashion, let's piss off the OP by continuing on this thread anyway :x


(only joking)
 
#19
One up the bum, no harm done? 8O

BTW, is that fuck as in insert chopper, or fuck as in RGJ tour guide style? :D
 
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