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I want to fcuk Susan Boyle

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by PandaLOVE, May 30, 2009.

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  1. PandaLOVE

    PandaLOVE LE

    Until she chokes to death. Is it just me?
     
    PandaLOVE, May 30, 2009
    #1
  2. Letterwritingman

    Letterwritingman LE

    mmmmmmmm..she said NO?
    and since then you've moved on!
     
    Letterwritingman, May 30, 2009
    #2
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    That's the kind of dirty, nasty, twisted, musty and low sh@g that makes life worthwhile.

    It's the kind of sh@g where you know you are breaking new ground, and nobody else will follow, ever.

    It's the kind of furrow that even a Welshman of the hills wouldn't plough.

    Good play sir.
     
    Biped, May 30, 2009
    #3
  4. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Taking one for the Team. Well done PandaLove, you will be remembered.
     
    Auld-Yin, May 30, 2009
    #4
  5. cuckingfunt

    cuckingfunt LE

    I'm shocked and disgusted. In over 2 years on ARRSE I never thought it could get this low.

    Why oh why did it take so long for this thread to get started??? 8O


    [​IMG]

    You would though, wouldn't you?
     
    cuckingfunt, May 30, 2009
    #5
  6. Dogdrool

    Dogdrool War Hero

    Your medication is late again isn't it :D
     
    Dogdrool, May 30, 2009
    #6
  7. sneeky_turd

    sneeky_turd Old-Salt

    I've seen uglier things than that do the walk of shame out of camp on a sunday morning.
    I really wouldn't have any issues with tapping my todger off her chin before tounge darting her clack.
     
    sneeky_turd, May 30, 2009
    #7
  8. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    In fairness she has smartened herself up since her first appearance on Britains Chav Twats Talent show

    Amazing what a haircut a make over and some new clothes can do
    [​IMG]

    With thanks to Slimey Toad
     
    the_boy_syrup, May 30, 2009
    #8
  9. cuckingfunt

    cuckingfunt LE


    I've seen uglier things than that do the walk of shame out of camp on a MONDAY morning while on parade which is even funnier!
     
    cuckingfunt, May 30, 2009
    #9
  10. twosugarsnomilk

    twosugarsnomilk LE

    I noticed her left hand remains clenched in the pic,either she's hiding her six fingers or has pandaLOVE'S c0ck in her hand. :wink:
     
    twosugarsnomilk, May 30, 2009
    #10
  11. JoseyWales

    JoseyWales

    Use a 14lb sledgehammer - no farting in church after that.

    Proper fcuked.
     
    JoseyWales, May 30, 2009
    #11
  12. blindfire

    blindfire

    Looks like a typical pads wife :lol:
     
    blindfire, May 30, 2009
    #12
  13. longlivethequeen

    longlivethequeen LE

    Ah i belive if she wins she will get a £100000 prize, now thats got to be worth it use and abuse her. Some say money does not buy love but it will buy a new car/holiday and just for a shag got to be worth it.
     
    longlivethequeen, May 30, 2009
    #13
  14. carlbcfc

    carlbcfc LE

    I started one a while back here
     
    carlbcfc, May 30, 2009
    #14
  16. cuckingfunt

    cuckingfunt LE

    My Humbles 8O

    In true ARRSE fashion, let's piss off the OP by continuing on this thread anyway :x


    (only joking)
     
    cuckingfunt, May 30, 2009
    #15
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