Anyone got any good ideas how to reap revenge on a road rager? I was driving home with Mrs and bin lid in car and whilst on a dual carriage way,(nearing the end) this fat cow decided to over take me. At no point did the fat heffer decide to accelerate but she started to shave the front end of my fanny magnet, because the road ahead narrowed and approching traffic were obivously starting to count down to the impact. After swerving up the curb and a quick flash of my head lights the the fat bitch gives me the w@nkers sign. I wouldnt mind but fat c:unt had bingo wings, hanging down like a horses saddle. Now I know why she didnt accelerate, because her Ford Escort must of been maxed out, red lining to pull her fat arse weight along. A little further up the road fat f@ck decided to resume normal driving conditions. Up ahead was the start of another dual carriage way so I decided to accelerate so I could pass fat f@ck and wish her well!!. Just as I was starting to get close the the fat f@cker pulls right in front of me and slams on the brakes and and drives on. At this point I would of opened up my .50 on the bitch but i left my Land Rover at work. I did notice that fat f@cker had a For Sale sign in the back window, so being a good little Solider that I am, I jotted down the Mobile Number. One thrashed Ford Escort For Sale.