I walked into a pub...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by DavidBOC, Apr 14, 2012.

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  1. I was in a British pub on Saturday night. Had a few....I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

    One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"

    So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

    Then the lights went out....
     
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  2. Shandy too strong, I expect.
     
  3. Well it would be if it was a hand shandy from a dirty welsh scutter
     
  4. I walked into a pub in Wales and spent the evening watching somebody surfing the net on arrse on the big screen. Best night.......ever.
     
  5. Persec thread. THat was/is a funny one.