I walked into a pub...

#1
I was in a British pub on Saturday night. Had a few....I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

Then the lights went out....
 
#2
I was in a British pub on Saturday night. Had a few....I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

Then the lights went out....
Shandy too strong, I expect.
 
#5
I walked into a pub in Wales and spent the evening watching somebody surfing the net on arrse on the big screen. Best night.......ever.
Persec thread. THat was/is a funny one.
 

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