I tried to come up with a small stand up about dwarves - add to it..

#1
We had a new guy join our team the other day, he is a Midget, his name is Arthur, Arthur Mann.

I asked the boss why he didnt tell us we were downsizing.

The boss said he was a good guy and he had know him since he was knee high to a grass hopper, did you just meet him in the car park then I asked?

I asked Arthur why he left his last job, he told me he was constantly overlooked for promotion and his boss always talked down to him.

I asked him to come up with some advertising slogans but he was short of ideas.

He came into work wet through the other day, I asked what had happened, he said he was eating museli and a strong currant pulled him in.


over to you...
 
#2
pass the razor blade will you?
 
#7
Hmmm searching for humour...
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Nope.
 
#8
Someone got the Boys Bumper Book of Jokes for Christmas...

Rodney2q
 
#10
Your'e no good at small talk then.
 
#11
'Small Talk'.

Badoom tish.
 

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