I tried to come up with a small stand up about dwarves - add to it..

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Rawhide, Jan 17, 2013.

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  1. We had a new guy join our team the other day, he is a Midget, his name is Arthur, Arthur Mann.

    I asked the boss why he didnt tell us we were downsizing.

    The boss said he was a good guy and he had know him since he was knee high to a grass hopper, did you just meet him in the car park then I asked?

    I asked Arthur why he left his last job, he told me he was constantly overlooked for promotion and his boss always talked down to him.

    I asked him to come up with some advertising slogans but he was short of ideas.

    He came into work wet through the other day, I asked what had happened, he said he was eating museli and a strong currant pulled him in.


    over to you...
     
  2. pass the razor blade will you?
     
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  3. Do not, on any account, retire from your day job.
     
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    Please feel free to use it.
     
  5. Look what you did, you should be ashamed of yourself
     

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  6. Hmmm searching for humour...
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    Nope.
     
  7. Someone got the Boys Bumper Book of Jokes for Christmas...

    Rodney2q
     
  8. well they made me chuckle so thats ok then aint it
     
  9. Your'e no good at small talk then.
     
  10. 'Small Talk'.

    Badoom tish.