I took the wife out last night........

#1
........one punch!..........fcuking beauty!! ;)









I'm not really marrried
 
#2
The punch, I take it, was a beauty....not the wife!
 
#4
where's your money Arby?? :wink:
 
#5
:clap: :clap:
i heard this just the other day

what do you say to a women with 2 black eyes?


nothing she's already been told twice :twisted:
 
#6
Thank god you said that. I thought you'd actually taken her out in public. PHew.
 
#9
Your wife says you punch like a poof.
 
#12
My mother-in-law came round Easter.

I'll hit the bitch harder next Christmass.

If we're pulling old jokes out thats mine.
 
#13
#14
Mr_Deputy said:
Cuddles said:
arby said:
Real money as well!! :salut:
can anyone else see a man's face on the note? spooky...looking...looking out...trying to say something....
I can hear it too...

"Hoots mon, let me oot this wallet, tha moths are startin tae bit!"
 
#15
msr said:
Cuddles said:
arby said:
Real money as well!! :salut:
Good job you posted an electronic one - I can't see a Scotsman flashing the real deal.

msr
you know that's a myth. It's not that the scots are tight with their money. They just don't have any, the spend it all on Tennants Super, Grannies Chicken Noodle Soup, Pizza Crunchies and smack.
 
#18
vvaannmmaann said:
smudge67 said:
........one punch!..........fcuking beauty!! ;)









I'm not really marrried
Was it a Donkey Punch?
lol. Oh, for the record.....don't go and see the film "Donkey Punch".....it's crap!
 

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