Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by smudge67, Aug 8, 2008.
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........one punch!..........fcuking beauty!!
I'm not really marrried
The punch, I take it, was a beauty....not the wife!
The hole, in under 30 minutes. five quid.
where's your money Arby??
i heard this just the other day
what do you say to a women with 2 black eyes?
nothing she's already been told twice
Thank god you said that. I thought you'd actually taken her out in public. PHew.
I'll settle for a JD
Your wife says you punch like a poof.
Real money as well!!
cuddles, check your PMs ye bam.
My mother-in-law came round Easter.
I'll hit the bitch harder next Christmass.
If we're pulling old jokes out thats mine.
Good job you posted an electronic one - I can't see a Scotsman flashing the real deal.
I can hear it too...
"Hoots mon, let me oot this wallet, tha moths are startin tae bit!"
you know that's a myth. It's not that the scots are tight with their money. They just don't have any, the spend it all on Tennants Super, Grannies Chicken Noodle Soup, Pizza Crunchies and smack.
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