I took the wife out last night........

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  1. ........one punch!..........fcuking beauty!! ;)

    I'm not really marrried
  2. The punch, I take it, was a beauty....not the wife!
  3. The hole, in under 30 minutes. five quid.;)
  4. where's your money Arby?? :wink:
  5. :clap: :clap:
    i heard this just the other day

    what do you say to a women with 2 black eyes?

    nothing she's already been told twice :twisted:
  6. Thank god you said that. I thought you'd actually taken her out in public. PHew.
  7. I'll settle for a JD :)
  8. Your wife says you punch like a poof.
  9. Real money as well!! :salut:
  10. cuddles, check your PMs ye bam.
  11. My mother-in-law came round Easter.

    I'll hit the bitch harder next Christmass.

    If we're pulling old jokes out thats mine.
  12. msr

    msr LE

    Good job you posted an electronic one - I can't see a Scotsman flashing the real deal.

  13. I can hear it too...

    "Hoots mon, let me oot this wallet, tha moths are startin tae bit!"
  14. you know that's a myth. It's not that the scots are tight with their money. They just don't have any, the spend it all on Tennants Super, Grannies Chicken Noodle Soup, Pizza Crunchies and smack.