I Thought Prison Was Meant To Be Harsh?

#2
They're not "goodies." They're just the basic materials needed for his latest Blue Peter project.
 
#4
Be even funnier if the guards went in took the lot, took a picture of him crying and posted that.....

Time we had a proper prison regime. No visits for the first few months.
 
#5
chocolate_frog said:
Be even funnier if the guards went in took the lot, took a picture of him crying and posted that.....

Time we had a proper prison regime. No visits for the first few months.
not a bad idea but then he will bleat to all and sundry (daily wail) that "'is yuman rights 'ave been breached and dat e wans ta get is sh!t bak, na wat im sayin boss" or whatever garbage it is that comes out of his mouth. personally i think that the yank sherrif has the right idea, why dont we get something like that set up here, 18x24's, rat packs, razor wire. it does us fine so why not them? would cost alot less aswell :D
 
#6
Mate, they are just taking the p!ss out of you. They are doing the same in this country as we have faithfully followed your methods. We need some real leadership here....where is it? Feck knows.
 
#7
Jail bosses seem powerless as prisoners log on to Facebook with impunity
Err, take their computer away, inhibit the signal. Hardly rocket science.
 
#8
dingerr said:
Jail bosses seem powerless as prisoners log on to Facebook with impunity
Err, take their computer away, inhibit the signal. Hardly rocket science.
but then how would the prison guards order the weed for the prisoners?

ideal but we all know it wont happen as they will moan about costs etc.
 
#9
The Royal Navy would cram about a dozen matelots into a space that size. Or about half the crew of a submarine.

The prisons are full? Get rid of the fecking tellys, play stations and tuck shop and you'll plenty of space for triple decker bunk beds.
 
#10
He's got TWO packets of jam biscuits and F UCK ME, ......NO WAY..................THREE,..F UCKING THREE bottles of radox.....................ARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#11
Ancient_Mariner said:
The Royal Navy would cram about a dozen matelots into a space that size. Or about half the crew of a submarine.

The prisons are full? Get rid of the fecking tellys, play stations and tuck shop and you'll plenty of space for triple decker bunk beds.
Better in prison for some than their life in the real world, no wonder people reoffend!!
 
#12
Depends which political party you vote for, or are perceived to belong to:

ZANUNeuLiarbour - 'Cushy time' - especially if: religiously; racially; sexually differenced.

Tory - Hard 'labour' - get the pun? No, I thought not.
 
#13
You could always try Sheriff Joe Arpaio's methods. He built a tent city prison in AZ, has banned smoking, porn mags and started chain gangs. The ACLU has challenged all this as being inhumane - don't think they've been successful yet - but I am sure they will not give up.
 
#15
KevinB said:
You could always try Sheriff Joe Arpaio's methods. He built a tent city prison in AZ, has banned smoking, porn mags and started chain gangs. The ACLU has challenged all this as being inhumane - don't think they've been successful yet - but I am sure they will not give up.
Sheriff Joe is a great example of what can go wrong with elected police chiefs.

By playing to the 'court of public opinion' (are you reading this Harriet) he ensures re-election. However, the county that employs him has been successfully sued many times.

His antics have cost the good burghers of Maricopa County an absolute fortune.
 
#16
Ancient_Mariner said:
KevinB said:
You could always try Sheriff Joe Arpaio's methods. He built a tent city prison in AZ, has banned smoking, porn mags and started chain gangs. The ACLU has challenged all this as being inhumane - don't think they've been successful yet - but I am sure they will not give up.
Sheriff Joe is a great example of what can go wrong with elected police chiefs.

By playing to the 'court of public opinion' (are you reading this Harriet) he ensures re-election. However, the county that employs him has been successfully sued many times.

His antics have cost the good burghers of Maricopa County an absolute fortune.
Very true, AM. And there he thought he was saving money by getting meals down to 20 cents a serving! Heard the prisoners got tired of eating bologna sandwiches...
 
#17
KevinB said:
Ancient_Mariner said:
KevinB said:
You could always try Sheriff Joe Arpaio's methods. He built a tent city prison in AZ, has banned smoking, porn mags and started chain gangs. The ACLU has challenged all this as being inhumane - don't think they've been successful yet - but I am sure they will not give up.
Sheriff Joe is a great example of what can go wrong with elected police chiefs.

By playing to the 'court of public opinion' (are you reading this Harriet) he ensures re-election. However, the county that employs him has been successfully sued many times.

His antics have cost the good burghers of Maricopa County an absolute fortune.
Very true, AM. And there he thought he was saving money by getting meals down to 20 cents a serving! Heard the prisoners got tired of eating bologna sandwiches...
Poke your nose in here Cowboy;

http://www.geocities.com/socialistparty/Archive/1980MayHB.htm
 
#18
JoseyWales said:
KevinB said:
Ancient_Mariner said:
KevinB said:
You could always try Sheriff Joe Arpaio's methods. He built a tent city prison in AZ, has banned smoking, porn mags and started chain gangs. The ACLU has challenged all this as being inhumane - don't think they've been successful yet - but I am sure they will not give up.
Sheriff Joe is a great example of what can go wrong with elected police chiefs.

By playing to the 'court of public opinion' (are you reading this Harriet) he ensures re-election. However, the county that employs him has been successfully sued many times.

His antics have cost the good burghers of Maricopa County an absolute fortune.
Very true, AM. And there he thought he was saving money by getting meals down to 20 cents a serving! Heard the prisoners got tired of eating bologna sandwiches...
Poke your nose in here Cowboy;

http://www.geocities.com/socialistparty/Archive/1980MayHB.htm
Never said I approved of Arpaio's techniques, although I see no mention that the tent prison city allows brutal beatings, constant and degrading body searches, prisoners being hosed down, kept in freezing cells etc. Also, I am very aware of what happened at Longkesh, but thanks for the info.
 

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