I thought it was funny

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Spanish_Dave, Jan 13, 2012.

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  1. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    In the sleepy village of Erbum near the town of Tillet in Hertfordshire, lives a woman called Linda Lykes. She is the land-lady of the local pub, The Cockwell Inn. For some unknown reason, she gets embarrassed whenever she receives her post:

    Linda Lykes
    The Cockwell Inn
    Erbum
    Tillet
    Herts
     
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  2. Fuck off
     
  3. I saw that on a postcard in Barry Island circa 1958.....
     
  4. Whats the punch line?
     
  5. Stick your chin out.....
     
  6. That had the Roman Legions laughing. Yeah, best you just go away.
     
  7. Dave, I'm reporting you to: 999 The Copse, Letsby Avenue.


    (Caveat: I didn't say it was funny)
     
  8. A fucking waste of ones and zeroes.
     
  9. Did someone attempt to be funny?
     
  10. Apparently her favorite tipple is a good old west country Cider. It's called "Dickins".
     
  11. ' I thought it was funny'. Had he lived, no doubt Himmler would have tried that one in his defence.
     
  12. Grumpy fuckers. I liked it.
     
  13. Never mind, Dave.

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  14. Apart from the posts he has yet to read, is there anything Westpoint doesn't like?

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  15. Dicken's Cider, is a real American brew apparently.
     

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