I think that I'm in Lust Again....

RiflemanTom

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She can only go out into fresh air for a maximum of 10 min's, and has to be kept in a hermetically sealed box in between appearences or bit's of her start to fall off.

For all of her "enhancing", I bet she still smells of wee and lavinder.
 
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Tremaine

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She can only go out into fresh air for a maximum of 10 min's, and has to be kept in a hermetically sealed box in between appearences or bit's of her start to fall off.

For all of her "enhancing", I bet she still smells of wee and lavinder.
No offence. So you wouldn't biff it then? And you don't think that a woman (near pensioner) who looks like that wouldn't swell your nuts, at any stage? Having looked around at the local pensioners round our way, I'd settle for a whiff of lavendar and even the odd wee wee accident if I could have just one hour (maybe just a couple of minutes really) with the best example of a feckable pensioner alive and yep ...some work (well, a lot) done but who would give a toss? No offence.
 

RiflemanTom

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No offence. So you wouldn't biff it then? And you don't think that a woman (near pensioner) who looks like that wouldn't swell your nuts, at any stage? Having looked around at the local pensioners round our way, I'd settle for a whiff of lavendar and even the odd wee wee accident if I could have just one hour (maybe just a couple of minutes really) with the best example of a feckable pensioner alive and yep ...some work (well, a lot) done but who would give a toss? No offence.
"Near pensoner"! She must be 70 if she's a day! Ooh no. I bet it's all hangy outy, stubly, and as dry as a camels gob.....



Cher's minge. Taken yesterday at a charity event. Copyright - Reuters.
 
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Tremaine

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"Near pensoner"! She must be 70 if she's a day! Ooh no. I bet it's all hangy outy, stubly, and as dry as a camels gob.....



Cher's minge. Taken yesterday at a charity event. Copyright - Reuters.
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still would, so would you ;-)
 
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Tremaine

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Definately doo the daughter though. She's lush.......

I feel a Frankie Boyle moment coming on, best say nowt, really. Congratulations on your taste Sir, leave Mum to the rest of us, we'll "suffer" and don't you worry about a thing . No, really.....
 
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I don't know about 'lush' she looks that at least 3 or 4 'lushes' in one body!!

At least we know where all the spare parts they chopped of Cher, over the years, went!