I'm working in a little pub in South West London. I've got 8 weeks till phase 1, so I'm just biding my time, counting off the days... Chatting to my regulars, one mentioned that he had been in the army. He says he was in the REME, back in the 70s. Apparently he was medically discharged after 3 years due to a back injury. Oh wait, he also claims he was made the trade equivalent of an RSM, what he called a Quartermaster Sergeant, whilst in hospital. I said that 3 years sounded a bit quick, and he claimed that there when the slot was open, there was no-one to fill it, so it had to be him. He also claims to have been given the choice of jail or the forces, because he was too old for borstal, and too young for prison...He also claimed to work with THEM, but he can't talk about it, because it's still classified. Have I stumbled across a brilliant pub walt? Any suggestions from anyone to help me out him/make him sweat?