I think i qualify

#1
After reading some of these threads i think its about time i joined you guys . Why do i think i qualfy ,well my hair is receding backwards faster than i can run forwards ,it takes me 5 minutes to walk properly when i get up in the morning , im starting to get fussy over what i eat , and i feel the cold now.I use to look at people with scarfs on a think poof ,but now i think i need one , and lastly i cant trust a fart anymore .So permission to fall in with you fine bunch of chaps
 
#2
Do you have all your own teeth?
 
#3
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#4
*walks in.....sniffs the air........mmmmm, definately stale piss, walks out again*
 
#5
I'm with you Prinny. Now where did I leave my scarf?


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#8
After reading some of these threads i think its about time i joined you guys . Why do i think i qualfy ,well my hair is receding backwards faster than i can run forwards ,it takes me 5 minutes to walk properly when i get up in the morning , im starting to get fussy over what i eat , and i feel the cold now.I use to look at people with scarfs on a think poof ,but now i think i need one , and lastly i cant trust a fart anymore .So permission to fall in with you fine bunch of chaps
Welcome Joncal to the "I can't wear light coloured trousers any more" Brigade!

BTW, we are still waiting for the bus load of nurses - have you seen them?
 
#9
Yes I told them we where no longer needed, so we went out on the lash instead.


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#10
BTW, we are still waiting for the bus load of nurses - have you seen them?
Now I have a feeling that nurses may be a good idea, but I cant remember why!!!
 
#12
Told you, they're on a bus to Benghazi now, allegedly....


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#13
Do you look at adverts in the Sunday supplements for an extra long shoe horn on a stick and think 'Mmmm useful'?
 
#14
Do you look at adverts in the Sunday supplements for an extra long shoe horn on a stick and think 'Mmmm useful'?
Hey dont knock it, they are bloody good gear, plus they double up as a back scratcher
 
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#17
After reading some of these threads i think its about time i joined you guys . Why do i think i qualfy ,well my hair is receding backwards faster than i can run forwards ,it takes me 5 minutes to walk properly when i get up in the morning , im starting to get fussy over what i eat , and i feel the cold now.I use to look at people with scarfs on a think poof ,but now i think i need one , and lastly i cant trust a fart anymore .So permission to fall in with you fine bunch of chaps
You think that you can just come on here and join up as Old & Bold just because you're now a bit slow on the hoof, feel the cold and constantly shit yourself? With no mention of puttees, KF shirts or proper tin hats? Not even so much as an approving comment with regards to Lee Enfields, SLR's and Bren Guns? Didn't bother to start your post with "When I ...." or "In my day ..."?

Takes more than just smelling of cabbage and piss I can tell you.

Start again with a proper post and I will get back to you. After my nap.
 
#18
If you look at all the supplements in the Legion Mag and have already ordered velcro shoes and frog mouthed pocket nylon slacks that do up under your nipples then you are pretty much on the way..........
 
#20
With no mention of puttees, KF shirts or proper tin hats? Not even so much as an approving comment with regards to Lee Enfields, SLR's and Bren Guns? Didn't bother to start your post with "When I ...." or "In my day ..."?
Would that be Puttes knee high or just ankle - Must admit that if its the former you beat me by quite a few years - I can only remember back as far as Gaiters - but I do remember hose tops and puttees in Aden and the gulf before they appeared elsewhere..so I imagine I still qualify. now JONCAL can you remember Blanco, gaiters and 37 Pattern.. de rigeur for membership of this lot
 

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