I think I actually quite miss the Army

#1
I never thought I would say that.

Looking at some of the threads on here have brought a few memories back

Things like

BFT's in BOOTS and DENIMS

Scratchy wooly pullys

one sausage, one bacon

BCH's

Webbing that shrunk when it got wet and you could never get your NBC suit back in the roll

Shaving out of a mess tin

Babys heads

Screech

G10

OMD 80

Pad Shagging

Bed blocks

Beastings

NAAFI 'blue' washing powder



Happy days :rmp:
 
#2
Go away. You're trying too hard, you've got fcuk all to say, and you're saying it too loud.
 
#3
Why not hammer a bullet into your skull. Make sure there is an empty gun nearby but do not fire it (a gun that has never been fired works best in this situation). Bash the bullet into your frontal lobe. It doesn't matter how you get it done it will perplex the authorities for years.
 
#4
HB70 said:
I never thought I would say that.

Looking at some of the threads on here have brought a few memories back

Things like

BFT's in BOOTS and DENIMS

Scratchy wooly pullys

one sausage, one bacon

BCH's

Webbing that shrunk when it got wet and you could never get your NBC suit back in the roll

Shaving out of a mess tin

Babys heads

Screech

G10

OMD 80

Pad Shagging

Bed blocks

Beastings

NAAFI 'blue' washing powder



Happy days :rmp:

The Old farts que is over that way and you at the back. :p

how about starching the elbows on your jumper so much they ended up splitting.
 
#6
BiscuitsAB said:
HB70 said:
I never thought I would say that.

Looking at some of the threads on here have brought a few memories back

Things like

BFT's in BOOTS and DENIMS

Scratchy wooly pullys

one sausage, one bacon

BCH's

Webbing that shrunk when it got wet and you could never get your NBC suit back in the roll

Shaving out of a mess tin

Babys heads

Screech

G10

OMD 80

Pad Shagging

Bed blocks

Beastings

NAAFI 'blue' washing powder



Happy days :rmp:

The Old farts que is over that way and you at the back. :p

how about starching the elbows on your jumper so much they ended up splitting.
Aaaaaaaaaaah

now you are talking

Did you used to 'Klear' them?
 
#7
CQMS said:
Why not hammer a bullet into your skull. Make sure there is an empty gun nearby but do not fire it (a gun that has never been fired works best in this situation). Bash the bullet into your frontal lobe. It doesn't matter how you get it done it will perplex the authorities for years.
Thanks for making me giggle like a moron :)
 
#9
Voltiguer said:
In another thread you're all 'thick fecking squaddie scum' and now you're trying to pass yourself off as a sweat?

Do one.
Do what?

A BFT?

I reckon I would struggle to get round in 35 mins nowadays
 
#12
HB70 said:
Voltiguer said:
In another thread you're all 'thick fecking squaddie scum' and now you're trying to pass yourself off as a sweat?

Do one.
Do what?

A BFT?

I reckon I would struggle to get round in 35 mins nowadays
You still here?
 
#15
HB70 said:
sfub said:
HB70 said:
Voltiguer said:
In another thread you're all 'thick fecking squaddie scum' and now you're trying to pass yourself off as a sweat?

Do one.
Do what?

A BFT?

I reckon I would struggle to get round in 35 mins nowadays
You still here?
Yeah.

I ought to feck off really I'm on earlies tomorrow.
Yeah, those trains don't just crash themselves. Don't let the door bang you on your arrse on the way out cnutchops.
 
#17
Yep... I too miss the old mob. It was the 'Being Instructed to Do Things By Numbers' that I miss....

I never did get the hang of 'Self Gratification By Numbers... Sir'

"By Numbers begin on One, grab shaft... on two, commence rythmic pulling and pushing of 4-skins.... On three stroke, stroke, stroke.... geddit you orrible little man...!

"Now on the command...beegiin!.... waaahn, Toooo, Three.... keep up the rythm that man.... yes you you 'orrble little man...

" Waaahn, tooo threee, waahn two...three.... don't forget to have your handy-wipes ready....!!! :p :p :? 8O

Oh I know.... it's late.... I'm knackered... the Pubs are shut.... time to get me hat and coat once again....
 

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