I think I actually quite miss the Army

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by HB70, Feb 15, 2010.

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  1. I never thought I would say that.

    Looking at some of the threads on here have brought a few memories back

    Things like

    BFT's in BOOTS and DENIMS

    Scratchy wooly pullys

    one sausage, one bacon


    Webbing that shrunk when it got wet and you could never get your NBC suit back in the roll

    Shaving out of a mess tin

    Babys heads



    OMD 80

    Pad Shagging

    Bed blocks


    NAAFI 'blue' washing powder

    Happy days :rmp:
  2. Go away. You're trying too hard, you've got fcuk all to say, and you're saying it too loud.
  3. Why not hammer a bullet into your skull. Make sure there is an empty gun nearby but do not fire it (a gun that has never been fired works best in this situation). Bash the bullet into your frontal lobe. It doesn't matter how you get it done it will perplex the authorities for years.
  4. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    The Old farts que is over that way and you at the back. :p

    how about starching the elbows on your jumper so much they ended up splitting.
  5. Seconded
  6. Aaaaaaaaaaah

    now you are talking

    Did you used to 'Klear' them?
  7. Thanks for making me giggle like a moron :)
  8. In another thread you're all 'thick fecking squaddie scum' and now you're trying to pass yourself off as a sweat?

    Do one.
  9. Do what?

    A BFT?

    I reckon I would struggle to get round in 35 mins nowadays
  10. Use a bigger hammer then.
  11. HB70, if being a cock brought automatic promotion you'ld have a staff car.
  12. You still here?
  13. HB70, Foxtrot Oscar, you ARRSE stalker.
  14. Yeah.

    I ought to feck off really I'm on earlies tomorrow.
  15. Yeah, those trains don't just crash themselves. Don't let the door bang you on your arrse on the way out cnutchops.