As soon as I saw the thread title I knew Knocknee was the author. His style is unmistakeable. Then I glanced at his mutterings and am more confused than ever....it'll be cats and dogs laying down together by next week at this rate.
Maybe that's where it all started for him. Cast aside by Mike Fuller he become obsessed with Kent police and plotting revenge against his former lover in order to assuage his feelings of abandonment and longing for his love truncheon.
It was alleged that the Geezer attached the packages of canabis to his todger using rubber bands. Hmm, wonder if he now gets cramp in said member, so he has to busily whack it against the wall to take away the pins-n-needle feelings of cramp.... Dirty Boy!!