I think he has weed in his pants sarge

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#2
I'm sorry, to avoid confusion are you praising Kent Police?
 
#4
Bouncebanana praising Kent police? Wonders will never cease, quick check outside and make sure the apocalypse
hasn't started.
 
#5
Sarge eh......massa(r)ge perhaps........or sausa(r)ge.......even passa(r)ge................I suspect what you wanted to write was; "I'd like to massage my sausage in your back passage!"
 
#6
As soon as I saw the thread title I knew Knocknee was the author. His style is unmistakeable. Then I glanced at his mutterings and am more confused than ever....it'll be cats and dogs laying down together by next week at this rate.
 
#7
Bizarrely, one of my cats does lay down with the dogs, and the dogs don't mind a bit. The other one looks at the dogs with disdain, but the dogs want to be friendly with her. Most odd creatures, cats.
See, it's started already. Knocknee/bouncebannana will be admitting to have had a gay love affair with Mike Fuller next. A zombie apocalypse would be easier to comprehend.
 
#8
See, it's started already. Knocknee/bouncebannana will be admitting to have had a gay love affair with Mike Fuller next.
Maybe that's where it all started for him. Cast aside by Mike Fuller he become obsessed with Kent police and plotting revenge against his former lover in order to assuage his feelings of abandonment and longing for his love truncheon.
 
#9
It was alleged that the Geezer attached the packages of canabis to his todger using rubber bands. Hmm, wonder if he now gets cramp in said member, so he has to busily whack it against the wall to take away the pins-n-needle feelings of cramp.... Dirty Boy!!
 
#10
I PMd BB a week or so ago asking if he could post details re an excavation of a Me 109 and its pilot. And he did, so he's a Good Old Boy!
 

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#11
Bouncebanana praising Kent police? Wonders will never cease, quick check outside and make sure the apocalypse
hasn't started.
Well, there has been a plague of locusts, a false pope (an anti-pope to be precise) and now earthquakes ........
 

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