I Started Smoking With The Help of These - And It Worked

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Twattipus, Jun 28, 2011.

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  1. Hey there, I was smoking no cigarettes a day and was not pleased about it. Then I discovered these:

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    Now I smoke loads and am joyously gleeful.

    Also, I get lots of exercise working my upper body with coughing fits that could kill a bull.
     
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  2. Well done for the "Random thread of the day"!
     
  3. You smoke Lambert and Scutlers

    *snigger*
     

  4. Please don't tell me you smoke Marlboro Lights.
     
  5. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Surely for the full-on soot on teeth experience it has to be one of these:

    Woodbine
    Capstan Full Strength
    Craven A
    Strand
    Major.
     
  6. well done that man,all the cool kids smoke. :)
     

  7. yes i agree what an excellent thread.
     
  8. I was unable to approach women because of the syphilis ulcers and the empty eye socket, in which I sometimes find a beetle. Now I smoke a 50-50 mix of oakum and cane toads. The toxic fumes stupefy them, and I can just walk up and drag them into the van.

    The women, not the toads.
     
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  9. Only for the coolest of the cool:

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  10. Embassy Number 1. Breakfast of champions.
     
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  11. winfield whites.
     
  12. Pipe smoking is king.
     

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  13. What you can't see on that picture is the rapidly approaching Nazi armoured column.

    "Interrupt ones quiet time will you rotters?"

    Heads off with an SMLE and a tin opener
     
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  14. Smoking really is for winners!

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  15. i knew a couple of planties who started a pipe smoking club at p.d.c. always knew plant ops were queer cunts.