I should be more grown up but.....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by MrShanklysboots, Nov 15, 2007.

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  1. Tourettes. A gift from God I tell you.

    I saw the documentary this clip is from when it first came out and just about shat laughing.

    Tourettes. The good Lords way of telling you to insult people more.

  2. I can only agree. People who display this increasingly not-so-rare condition (I'm sure some of them put it on a bit) should be correctly accounted for and evenly distributed to all major operational units as entertainment between CSE shows. It's a serious condition, obviously, but f*ck my red arrse if it isn't funny.


    If you chuckle, giggle, or even so much as a tiny guffaw, you're going to hell.

    edited due to crap grammar between swear words.
  3. Obviously I'm going to hell then...........
  4. Oh dear, we're not going to be collected soon, are we?
  5. I want a tourettes sufferer to man the desk and deal with the septics that come through our guardroom :twisted:
  6. Ahhh I have tourettes - give me more f*****g benefits you f*****g c**t.
  7. I've had the pleasure of meeting John at his place of work. A very nice chap. I was warned off before I got there so had some idea of what to expect. I was absolutely cacking myself before I met him, didn't want to laugh out loud, but should'nt have worried as he has a laugh with it. His favorite word is C*NT by the way, or it was on that day.