I saw you......

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Flagrantviolator, Dec 18, 2009.

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  1. A space to write about all the people you see during the day, whether annoying chav gits or lovely bints.

    I'll start:

    I saw you on the Crosstown bus, Mr. Faux-hawk , hair-moussed faggot- cum- toughguy, arguing with a deranged looking elderly hippy who told you to turn you 4000-decible Justin Timberlake down on your headphones. Good thing you moved to the back, you were about to get gripped if you aggressed one teeny bit more.
     
  2. I saw the a certain Gentleman living on my street watching hardcore porn on his 42 plasma mounted on his wall for all to see....

    Fair play though!
     
  3. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

  4. I never knew that existed so I checked out the nearest city to me....and found a bloke looking for a girl who was sick over him on Friday. Jaysus you gotta be desperate!! :D
     
  5. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    You only puked on him to get his attention, so it worked then!

    I hope that you will both be very happy together! :D
     
  6. To the 30 year old twat who pedals his bike on the pavement as fast as he can to avoid traffic yet nearly collides into walkers as he takes blind bends, I plan to see you blobbed as my umbrella gets stuck in your spokes. Cnut! :twisted:
     
  7. I just thank god I didn't sh*t on this one :D
     
  8. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    I saw you the Jehovas Witness trying to reverse park you car and stalling it because you knew I was watching you. Hey you fcuking started it with your "Get behind me Satan" statement. Oh and that pentagram on your front door at halloween yes that was me.
     

  9. Jealous?

    Aren't we all?
     
  10. Very public-spirited of him! :D Does he wank during? Is that why you watch?
     
  11. Of the TV or his porn collection? Or both ?
     
  12. I caught just a glimpse of you a couple of summers ago in Portugal as we passed in the street-tanned, slim, blonde and the most amazingly flecked green eye........I think "Unky Donut " was taking you for tapas ?
     
  13. No, thats not why i watch, it may be why i bought the binoculars though!!
     
  14. So is this a thread for how you might have stepped up to someone who may have irritated you an ickle bit, but didn't have the balls to do it, so you thought you'd get it out of your system by dripping a bit? :roll:

    This includes the initial post, but I'm too much of a biff to work out how to include two quotes in one post :?
     
  15. To the Bulgarian (stripper i think) woman who took the time to get undressed, dance around and rub herself in her room with curtains open and lights on just in time for us to come crawling back from a night out at 4am......

    (she blatently knew we were watching and was trying to temp us down to the strip club where i assumed she worked)

    I doff my cap to you my lady,