I saw this and thought of you.....

Goatman

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Book Reviewer
#1
.... wives whose other half is away doing what he does....Not sure how a Brit version would read ...ruder and more cynical I'd think ! ;-)

W.A.T - Wives Against Terrorism

The Top Ten rules for a Marine Wife

1. There is no Whining!
2. I am "Always Faithful" to my Marine.
3. Midol? I think you've mistaken me for an Air Force Wife.
4. Deployment is my duty too.
5. I serve my Marine.
6. I know Freedom does NOT come free.
7. Yes, The word "Hardcore" was in my wedding vows.
8. Who needs a cake cutter when you have a Ka-Bar.
9. I will promise that my cooking is always better than an MRE.
10. When you come home Marine, Your ASS is Mine!


...not sure if they'd do a less gung-ho version for Brits...link here if you're interested ...


If half your heart is in Iraq, hope it comes back soon.

G'Man
 
#3
I think that cabbage-head's wife is mistaken

1. C-H wives always moan
2. Can't spell faithfull
3. Milo, my favourite drink
4. Deployment means peace and quiet and a rest for my arse
5. I serve my mairne (and his mates)
6. I don't know what freedom means
7. Yes I was in that hardcore film, the one who looks as though she argued with a frying pan
8. Who needs a cake cutter when you have a glass cutter to go out robbing
9. I am a different type of bag, that can cook
10. When you come home, dont make a noise, I have a headache
 
#4
bobos said:
I think that cabbage-head's wife is mistaken

1. C-H wives always moan
2. Can't spell faithfull
3. Milo, my favourite drink
4. Deployment means peace and quiet and a rest for my arse
5. I serve my mairne (and his mates)
6. I don't know what freedom means
7. Yes I was in that hardcore film, the one who looks as though she argued with a frying pan
8. Who needs a cake cutter when you have a glass cutter to go out robbing
9. I am a different type of bag, that can cook
10. When you come home, dont make a noise, I have a headache
OUTSTANDING - you missed out "OMO is my brand of choice"

Rincewind
 

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