I saw the Loch Ness Monster last night (honest)

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Peter Dwo, Jun 23, 2011.

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  1. Has anybody else had an experience of the paranormal?
  2. The LNM is paranormal?
  3. A picture would be helpful.
  4. You are more irritating than thrush. Please choke yourself to death.
  5. AAGF


    Bowlacks - hasn't been seen since I came over here and stopped swimming in the loch ...
  6. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Nice one Mr Dwo, another one who didn't read the OP's name properly.

  7. Sorry, bit tardy to the party, thought he had been booted and created a new profile. Wasn't aware it was a puppet.
  8. I once saw an RLC bloke that wasn't fat. Does that count?
  9. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    You're not the only one mate, quite a few on the other Dow thread have been hooked especially that Afghan Kandak sock puppet wanker ho-ho.
  10. I once saw a Para with an attractive girlfriend, does that count?
  11. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Must have been a ghost then.

    Only logical explanation.
  12. I once saw a UFO being chased by a fighter jet, it shot the UFO down but not before the fighter jet was damaged and the pilot had to eject

    he landed and punched the alian in the head before lighting a cigar.................. no wait shit that was independence day
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  13. Yes.... I found a pair of bollocks when I was 'fumbling down below' during the night last night..... now that is a mystery.
  14. Yeah well I looked at my bank account and realised that I had got paid on time for last month.

    Might start athread up about pay actually, havn't seen one for a while!
  15. I once saw a para reading a book, does that count?