I saw Julian Assange in Ikea at the weekend...

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by ex_squidgy_STAB, Aug 23, 2012.

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  1. she is now pressing charges...
  2. I don't get it...
  3. hotel_california

    hotel_california LE Book Reviewer

    Phew, not just me then?
  4. I think you must be mistaken, he can't leave the Ecuadorean embassy for fear of arrest.
  5. Dunno, Ikea is supposed to be a girl's name, I take it?
  6. I can only assume that it sounds funny in your head?
  7. They have a rear entrance and he sneaks in and out - which is exactly what got him in trouble in the first place.
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  8. I thought it was an alleged forced entry that got him into trouble.
  9. OK OK,

    The punchline should read, "...and she had to call for Agnetha to drag him off"