I put on my Wizard robe and hat....

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Schaden, Jan 31, 2007.

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  1. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

  2. That is outstanding, simply outstanding. The pizza man...
  3. This has made me laugh so hard that I've been unable to hold a sensible conversation, however, the others in the office have failed to see anything even remotely amusing in the chat conversations and are now convinced I need shrink councilling for an obviously perverted and warped sense of humour! Even the guys in the office think there's something wrong with me! :frustrated:

    (they might be right!)
  4. Cheered me right up despite feeling the effects of flu.

    Cheers a million!
  5. Genius, I'm trying that out on the future Mrs Bat_Crab at the weekend.
  6. Noooooo it's MommyMelissa who was the best 'partner'. Can't look at veggies in the same way now
  7. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
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    That made me laugh really loadly in the office got loads of strange looks (well more than normal anyway). When he was cybering that geezer that was funny.


    J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
    Partner6: WTF?!
    J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!