" I put it in my mouth while I soaped myself "

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Jul 31, 2012.

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  1. The old excuse eh?

    "It broke in the shower"...

    got me out of a lot of trouble with the MT Sgt, Pl Sgt, SQMS etc etc....

    I just wonder did he take the foil off so the chocolate melted in the warm water?

  2. He put it in his mouth to keep it dry?

    Common cause of a dry mouth:
    Methinks he should have kept his mouth shut. During and after his shower.
  3. Sorry - Was confused by the thread title - i thought I was on Rear Party