I dare not consult Mrs WW about this because a, she would disapprove, b, is female.
We have been invited to a festive cheese and wine âdoâ by the most obnoxious twat that ever walked this earth , the cnut always makes a big thing about my disability, and is over the top in trying to accommodate me, I feel it is time to exact some revenge. By chance the patronizing git is a wine buff and will always give his considered opinion on the wine you bring along, usually talking it down.
So I intend this year to take a bottle of white wine ( this is my extent of my expertise apart from the alcohol percentage ) remove the labels and replace the cork with an unbranded one thus passing it off as home made. Hopefully when he approved of this tipple I can announce that it is in fact my very own fermented urine,and pray he chokes on it.
Now I need to know , is this childish and silly , regretfully I am unable to beat seven barrels out of him so this is my alternative, and what wine would be suitable, he likes âfruity and full bodied â ( I do too but only in women (fat chance!!))
WW
We have been invited to a festive cheese and wine âdoâ by the most obnoxious twat that ever walked this earth , the cnut always makes a big thing about my disability, and is over the top in trying to accommodate me, I feel it is time to exact some revenge. By chance the patronizing git is a wine buff and will always give his considered opinion on the wine you bring along, usually talking it down.
So I intend this year to take a bottle of white wine ( this is my extent of my expertise apart from the alcohol percentage ) remove the labels and replace the cork with an unbranded one thus passing it off as home made. Hopefully when he approved of this tipple I can announce that it is in fact my very own fermented urine,and pray he chokes on it.
Now I need to know , is this childish and silly , regretfully I am unable to beat seven barrels out of him so this is my alternative, and what wine would be suitable, he likes âfruity and full bodied â ( I do too but only in women (fat chance!!))
WW