I need some help with a haircutt choice

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  1. I have always wondered the name of this particular style...As I am going to have a haircutt soon.

    I was hoping you guys could tell me the correct name for this particular military style haircutt


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  2. it's called the "1930's peadophile" cut. be sure to ask for it by name,all the cool kids have it...
  3. For you may I recommend the Down's Syndrome standard haircut.


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  4. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    its called a widdicombe, easy to do, get the wife to put a basin on your head then wave a blowlamp around anything thats showing.
  5. You need some help with your spelling.

    You could try a Bordon Deepcut, that'll see toyr top sorted out.
  6. Iam terribly sorry sir...English wasnt my first language, but I do meet the required standards of a illegal here so I guess isnt all bad after all.
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  7. did you arrive stuffed into a shipping container or on a dodgy fishing boat made out of fence palings?
  8. Afghan Knobthroat, you're a cunt. I don't care if you're a deep-cover established Arrser, having a 'larrf': you're still a cunt.
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  9. It isn't your 2nd or 3rd either,,,,Try learning Welsh,,,you can then swap porn pics goats/sheep/pigs/sisters and kiddies with the Taffy's.....
  10. Just ask for a 'back, crack and sack' and ask them to to do it with a Strimmer .
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  11. suggest you contact gary glitter or jonathon king.
    their haircut worked for them with little boys/girls.
    now fcuk off and die, oh and have a good day!
  12. I guess you iz on the smarties!
  13. Nah mate...got me passports made by the Mossad.
  14. Come on guys! tell me this style!
  15. You have as much style as the krankies on speed!