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I need company

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This is very interesting and scientifically proven..................

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There are Six Truths in Life
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1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, its a physical impossibility.
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2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it...
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3. And will discover that #1 is a bare faced lie.
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4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot....
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5. You will soon try and think of other idiots you can share this with...
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6. There is still a stupid smile on your face ..
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I sincerely apologise about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.
 
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A curious little joke. A guy in a barrack room once asked me to pass over a tin of cola to him in his bed that he had left on the window sill. I duly did so and while crossing the room to pass it to him was tempted to take a sip but asked myself why did he not pick up the tin himself when he got in his pit. I refrained from a drink and was rewarded with the disappointed look on his face because he had peed in the tin. Lucky for him really because if I had drunk his piss, I would have slapped him in those days. Soooooo, when I read this, I didn't stick my tongue out and look at the ceiling so the joke failed. The good news is that I'm a good many years past slapping anybody now so you would have been ok if I had done as you asked.
 
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Used to know a girl who needed company: A Company, B Company, C Company, SP Company or HQ Company, didn't really matter which.

Sorry, they say the old ones are best.....
 
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IssacHunt

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A curious little joke. A guy in a barrack room once asked me to pass over a tin of cola to him in his bed that he had left on the window sill. I duly did so and while crossing the room to pass it to him was tempted to take a sip but asked myself why did he not pick up the tin himself when he got in his pit. I refrained from a drink and was rewarded with the disappointed look on his face because he had peed in the tin. Lucky for him really because if I had drunk his piss, I would have slapped him in those days. Soooooo, when I read this, I didn't stick my tongue out and look at the ceiling so the joke failed. The good news is that I'm a good many years past slapping anybody now so you would have been ok if I had done as you asked.
I wouldn't have drunk the coke/piss either, but I did poke my tongue out at the ceiling!
 
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A curious little joke. A guy in a barrack room once asked me to pass over a tin of cola to him in his bed that he had left on the window sill. I duly did so and while crossing the room to pass it to him was tempted to take a sip but asked myself why did he not pick up the tin himself when he got in his pit. I refrained from a drink and was rewarded with the disappointed look on his face because he had peed in the tin. Lucky for him really because if I had drunk his piss, I would have slapped him in those days. Soooooo, when I read this, I didn't stick my tongue out and look at the ceiling so the joke failed. The good news is that I'm a good many years past slapping anybody now so you would have been ok if I had done as you asked.
I am definatly giving that one a go
 

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