I might be having a 3sum tonight!!!!

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  1. I might be having a threesome tonight!

    Been seeing some bird on and off for the last year and she's just booked a hotel room with her girl mate. It's just her, her mate and me going out tonight.... Few drinks, get em sloshed and then back to the hotel to have some mind bogglingly sleazoid sex - wahey!!

    So if you work in the Holiday Inn somewhere in Kent and see a very handsome man and two slightly minging and desperate girls in their early twenties, that's me and my entourage.

    Any tips for those who have gone before me I'm all ears!

    And they both take it up the bum too!

    Wish you were here.

  2. I'm not saying cos a load of pissed up squaddies and nasty big men will turn up, steal my slags and hurt my face.

    I've put a lot of effort into seducing these two, they're mine!

    Maybe when I've finished you can go sloppy seconds on the fat one.
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  3. my biggest tip for you is to check that girl 2 hasnt got an adams apple !! that could give your night an entirly different aspect !1
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  4. So, you're going to be spending a small fortune for the privilege of sitting in a corner watching these two get lezzed-up?
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  5. One has a face like it's been smashed by a wok, but ya know... it's a 3sum and an experience. No-one ever asks if they were fit...

    A few pints of guinness soon sort that anyway.
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  6. Aha, here's the beauty...

    They paid for the hotel ;)
  7. I hope you develop virulent anus cancer and die a horrible death with your burning family providing an ever varying light-scape for us to see the wondrous moment of your painful death. You irrelevant wart on humanity.
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  8. OK I've gotta go, wish me luck! Will try and report back on my progress on my crappy phone.

    Ciao darlings
  9. It's The Army Rumour Service. Not a fucking porn site.

    Take your filth elsewhere.
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  10. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I call bollox, if that was on cards you'd have been out with them starting drinking at 1900 at very latest to allow more bedroom time!

    Or do they charge by the hour and you want to keep your costs down?
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  11. That's not very nice is it? I bet you have a nasty face and haven't had a blowjob since the Cold War.

    Chin up fattie.
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  12. or maybe hes hoping the second one HAS GOT AN ADAMS APPLE!!

  13. I may be having a 3sum.

    That's 4 boobies!
  14. I bet you can't fight, run or fúck worth a shit. Tonight you will merely be a disappointment to twice as many women as usual.

    I pity the fat slags.
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