I m going to slit my wrists

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PrinceAlbert

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#2
'You have been granted bail on the condition that you do not move from your current address without informing the court and that you must co-operate in the preparation of the report.'

It's a win win.
 
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Aleegee1698

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#4
Bet you do neither you big drama queen.
Well, no, the thread title is actually to catch your attention, I will actually give the voluntary "top myself" bit a miss, although when confronted with such sad news on a daily basis, a heart attack is not out of the question.

The Antartic is probably a lovely place.
 

TheIronDuke

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Book Reviewer
#6
Can I have your mountain bike if you top yourself? Or if you move to the Antarctic or start reading the Daily Mail or like that?
 
#8
I'm I too late for the mountain bike? Shit.

Oi! Duke, swap you his trainset for the mountain bike. You'll never used it with your knees and you haven't the room for it in your shed.
 
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Aleegee1698

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#11
I'm I too late for the mountain bike? Shit.

Oi! Duke, swap you his trainset for the mountain bike. You'll never used it with your knees and you haven't the room for it in your shed.
You can have the fitness-trainer that was enthusiastically used for 2 whole weeks. It is in the cellar, buried under the Ab-flex, Rowing-machine and 1 inch of dust.
 
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Aleegee1698

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#12
FilthyPhil, correct

Joe_Private, dont think so

MTK, are you volunteering? Please give ample notice cos I ll have to bump up my life insurance first.


Anyway, back to Asylum seekers living in Palaces in West London
 
#13
You can have the fitness-trainer that was enthusiastically used for 2 whole weeks. It is in the cellar, buried under the Ab-flex, Rowing-machine and 1 inch of dust.
*cough* daughters *cough*
 

TheIronDuke

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Book Reviewer
#14
You can have the fitness-trainer that was enthusiastically used for 2 whole weeks. It is in the cellar, buried under the Ab-flex, Rowing-machine and 1 inch of dust.
Whoo. Fuck the fuck off the lot of you. We have an agreement on the mountain bike and that means all sports kit, all right? Jesus. Heres me saving Aleegee1698 from looking down from heaven watching the cum dribble down his birds thigh as she strolls out with a smile on her face....

Would you have the poor dead man watching her new bloke sweat on his sports kit with a semi on? Do you?

Heartless bastards. And the car. The car is sports kit. And his TV and audio is sports kit too. Are we clear?
 
#15
Su-wah-cide

Any chance you can put it on YouTube for us?
 
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Mark The Convict

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#17
I'll have to claim footwear on expenses, it's a long walk. They don't let me on planes anymore. Preferred method? Garotte, suffocation?

Edit; how about a pic of this Russian? Does she swallow? If not, get someone else to kill you. Nothing personal.
 
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Aleegee1698

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#19
OK, I think we ll have to ascertain some quick facts here:

1) The title of this thread was my "Sales Pitch" to gain the Punters attention to an issue which, although interesting, is obviously not as interesting as the development of the thread, which shows that you all want me to top myself and put it on Youtube.

2) Although I am willing to de-commission most of the redundant sports equipment in the depths of my cellar, I would like to ask you to refrain from your "I ve got first dibs on his daughters, Ab-flex etc" at this very difficult time.

3) "I feel I am being bullied on Arsse"
 
#20
show us how to do it, go on go on,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

wrist is so yesterday,,, go for the femoral,,,,,,,,,,,,,
 

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