I am in the extremley unfortunate position of attacheched to a scychotic biatch of the German persuasion. From reading dead reaplies on the TROLL site, I am now in need of really helpfull advise. (Please take note that helpfu8ll advice would not come frome RTFQ( too obvious), TL FH( too blacckadder) TMDN, I want to salvage my marriage and not go to Kai tai#s and lady boys. This might sound so square but i do love my wife.!!!
tandby for fi for larddie arse sf fire for being a wimp
I don't do marriage, but don't slag yourself off for loving your wife, it makes you the bigger man.
If you've got major problems, use this site to get them off your chest if you want (seeing them on a screen in front of you helps you work out what your thinking) maybe not on this forum (but all the clever ones are here ).
Once you've done that TALK TO YER WIFE. talking to us won't save fcuk all ultimately.
Use a mediator if you both have got to the stage where it's difficult /impossible to talk to each other without screaming. It sounds naff but they're like a ref in boxing, otherwise you may as well mill. RELATE seem to work for some people.
You must have been able to talk about stuff in the early days. Find out what used to be your common ground (footie, lesbianism, travel) and try to get talking about ANYTHING. Like I say, talk to a mediator, they explain things that neither of you can express because you're too angry/hurt/p1ssed to do yourself
You have my sympathy, my mother is German so I know from long experience that what we would assume to be psychotic behaviour, is in fact perfectly normal for your average frau.
From what I recall of my childhood, my fathers usual seduction technique involved Wagner and lederhosen, but I'm assuming that your leibling is younger than my mother, in which case you may want to substitute "Das Skorpions" for Wagner.
Other props that may help to create the correct ambience to woo a Valkerie are, plenty of Estrella, pork products, and a DVD of "Das Boot"
So how did you fall for each other/get married then? Was it done as a rush job to get out of the block? or did you just lie with your head under the glass coffee table , she dropped her leiderhosen to lay a buffet leg on it, and you took it from there?
yeh, i admit it, I can understand a little of boxhead sprache, that's how I got into my current situation. But that doesn't explain why i have a 3 RD reicht version of windows XP on MY computer and I have to goose step all over my keybourd(tasataur) to be european correct.