"I love you...you pay my rent" It may have done well in the charts for the Pet Shop Boys, but what reasons/pretexts have you given or heard, and in what circumstances? On the vinegar stroke with an altar boy? Because her father's the Lord Lieutenant of Buckinghamshire? Because you know she's trying for a baby and doesn't know you've had yourself spayed, you utter swine? Go on, it's the internet. Totally anonymous, like confession, only without the predatory alleged celibates.